hot chocolate river

It's like a Cleveland Steamer but with saran wrap.

When I hang out with Jahrel, we always take a trip down the hot chocolate river.

by Am@nda August 8, 2016

mexican rough rider

When a woman puts hot sauce on your dick and rides it till it's raw.

Dude, me and that girl at the party did the Mexican Rough rider in the bathroom I still can't feel my crotch.

by rarooklol May 18, 2016

Early morning riser

A person who wakes up early in the morning. The title of a Pure Prairie League song from 1972.

I think that one of the keys to my success is that I am an early morning riser. Because of this, I tend to associate mostly with other early morning risers. We drink coffee together.

by Big poppa 62353456 December 2, 2016

Bridge on the river Kok

The result of putting a lot of effort into something useless.

Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai

A - Oh shit, the history research was on WW1 and not WW2
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok

by Bob The builder March 3, 2017

wet as a river

When a woman's vagina is continuously and excessively wet and is very pleasing to the male species.

Whenever we talk about sexual activities, my girl gets wet as a river.

by Way more jamie April 7, 2017

Fat Ass Rider

A "Fat Ass Rider" is a person (typically male) involved in a bike-riding race on the road, with their ass and crack showing to all drivers behind.

"Oh, pull up your pants you Fat Ass Rider!"

by PiggyFucboi September 28, 2017

The Bull Rider

a competitive sex act where the female straddles the male, and she reaches back to squeeze his balls like a vise and hold on for 8 seconds.

"I got this bruise on the side of my head last night, because me and my Ol' man tried The Bull Rider and he bucked me off after 7 seconds into the wall."

by Circle23 November 4, 2017