Payed Poo 

When someone takes a big shit whilst at work, Therefore they are on paid time and getting paid to poop.

Right... im off to take a payed poo

Payed Poo by Sambophile November 6, 2015

roseberry poo 

A bloody shit. Usualy after an unfortunate series of blood farts.

Trevor: Hey matt did you try some food?

Matt:I did but they gave me the roseberry poo.
Trevor: *dies*

roseberry poo by Riedisawesome November 25, 2016

Farty Poo 

When you think that you're about to let out a massive nuke in your poor toliet, but you just let out some weak fart that, about 20 seconds later, turns into the worse explosion your toliet has ever seen of poop. LOL

Hey man, i just had a Farty Poo, and i don't feel the same.

Farty Poo by buttface123jr. April 6, 2017

Wimsy poo 

A fanciful wuss...

You're just a wimsy poo of a bully

Quit being a wimsy poo and dry those eyes, Max.

Wimsy poo by his BootieeFull Amazon May 30, 2017

Pot poo 

The sticky, resinous skid mark left on your lip by the end on a good joint.

That's a big chunk of pot poo on your lip there buddie.

Pot poo by Creativecaveman August 16, 2018

Hard poo 

A rock solid poo

That was a hard poo

Hard poo by Tandoori night lover March 30, 2020

boopy poo

boop the poo

hi do u wanna get boopy pooed

boopy poo by fish in a bucket September 14, 2020