Valley Park School

A school in Maidstone, Kent where everyone reeks of BO, smashes their iPads and is generally annoying. A place where people also think that they are better than everyone else.

A: I got moved to Valley Park School.
B: I feel bad for you.

by secretsome1 October 8, 2023

Water Park Flu

The overall exhausted, eye burning flu like feelings after spending an entire day at a water park

"Hey, are you okay man? You don't look so hot."
"Yeah, I just got the water park flu is all."

by OcularBurns November 22, 2020

Hebbel Park

noun; slang word used by racist asb students at Branham High School in San Jose, California. used to refer to their local park, located a street away from the high school itself.

Person 1: hey wanna go to Hebbel Park?
Person 2: absolutely not i would rather disturb minorities

by not a asb student from branham September 30, 2020

Cock Pit Parking

Parking your penis in a vagina before, during, or after sex. It does not move while "Cock Pit Parking".

I enjoy cock pit parking in her box after banging it all night.

by AbileneDickHead January 24, 2014

Danger Parking

The act of backing your car into every single parking space, be it parking lot, side street, or your own driveway. It is called "Danger Parking" because the idea is that if there should be some sort of danger, your car is already faceing the direction you need to go, thereby reducing getaway time.

sean told his roomate he was danger parking in his driveway tonight in case his ex girlfriend decided to pay him a visit

by kkelly09 May 14, 2009

parking lot things

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by anonymous November 19, 2020

Park Anywhere Lights

"Park Anywhere Lights": A humorous term for using the hazard lights—featuring a triangle-shaped symbol on the button in the center of the vehicle console—to temporarily park in restricted zones, like double yellow lines. This is often done to quickly drop someone off, run a brief errand, or deliver something, with the expectation of swiftly leaving before authorities arrive.

Frank: Alright, Lee, I’ll just drop you off here real quick.

Lee: But Frank, you can’t park here! It’s double yellow lines!

Frank: No worries, I my used "The park anywhere lights "!

Lee: LOL, I don’t think that works like that, Frank.

Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, do you realize you’re parked illegally?

Frank: Oh, sorry officer, I thought my car was overheating, so I had to pull over and put the hazards on. Seems fine now!

Police Officer: Uh-huh, well, just be careful next time.

Frank: Absolutely, officer! Thanks for head up.

Frank drives away, grinning and laughing to himself.

by Jamie Cheese November 4, 2025