Remember that Tyler kid that fucked with me in middle school? He threw an open house on Saturday, so I banged his gf and left a stinky potato behind his mom's lamp.
by Brozac August 23, 2017
Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
by Don't touch the baby May 15, 2019
by conspicuous tomatoe June 21, 2015
I was feeling jittery so I made some “night potatoes” to watch Dawson’s Creek with, in hopes I’d fall asleep sooner than later.
by candiedbones November 09, 2021
When a football quarterback gets hit by two linemen. One hits the quarterback in the legs from the front, while the other hits the quarterback in the back from behind.
by Baloriolefan October 06, 2019
a noun used to describe a cool guy who plays guitar. these type of people typically are friends with an even cooler indian.
by BisexualDepressedPhrog August 18, 2023
A dangerous potato is something that lives in some people's stomach, but don't worry too much cause it's usually found in animal's stomachs.
by You_are_beautiful June 02, 2021