hotdog model

A deliberately absurd, low-stakes spectacle used as a tactical distraction, drawing attention away from a more serious or covert operation. Often involves public chaos, embarrassment, nudity, insanity, or humor to overwhelm observers while something else happens unnoticed.

Origin: “Hotdog Model”, a song by Undead Chickens, published on Suno on January 10, 2025.

Example:
“While everyone was filming the naked guy spinning in the lobby, the crew slipped out through the vents — classic hotdog model.”

Control....
Gotta hotdog model out here....
you got this on vid.....
chuckle fucker.....
nine inches....

by Undead Chickens January 11, 2026

dec to moderately dec

A phrase combining the common term 'moderately', meaning somewhat and 'dec' an abbreviation of the word decent. The phrase itself means something that is between "decent" and "somewhat decent." Can be expressed by simply saying 'dec-dec.'

Hey man, that class is dec to moderately dec.

That girl over there is moderately dec.

I am dec to dec-dec at basketball.

by Millertime June 18, 2006

boomerang business model

A business model in which all profits from a good or service are returned to the consumers that generated them, with only compensation for operating costs extracted by the provider of the good or service.

A website based on a boomerang business model generates advertising revenue proportional to user traffic, then returns its profits to its users, keeping only the portion of advertising revenue equal to operating costs.

by Roland Eavey September 11, 2008

juke box mode

when you are so buzzed, you use song lyrics to speak to people, in order to get your point across

dude I told Daisy that " the waiting was the hardest part.." and that ". every day she gains another yard." then I said ". every rose has its thorn.".. then I told her ". groove is in the heart." I was in total juke box mode that night. she was too she told me "take me home tonight." juke box mode can be good

by jrbsunvalley September 11, 2010

Mild to moderate

Okay; average.

A: "How are you doing today, B?"
B: "Eh, mild to moderate, can't complain, I guess."

by JerryArr July 19, 2012

Full Collection Mode

When a substitute teacher is collecting classwork, he will most likely say, "IN 5 MINUTES, I AM GOING INTO FULL COLLECTION MODE"

*kids doing classwork*
Sub: IN 5 MINUTES, I AM GOING INTO FULL COLLECTION MODE

by cityzach October 13, 2012

let the model work

Asshole corporate language for shut the fuck up and accept "the model".

John, you can't possibly have an opinion about how things are around here, you need to let the model work.

by Lexington Steele 2014 April 17, 2014