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wing manning

The action in which a bro finds another bro a woman or a man. (depending on which the other bro wants)
you see that chick? I'm wing manning you right now.
by The Brosky October 23, 2013
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man pad

Wad of toilet paper or tissues tucked into the crack of your ass in order to reduce the incidence of chafing, of "chapped qwak".
Dude, I've got to go to the head for a second. Feels like my man pad needs changing.
by Rug Warriors December 16, 2009
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man flops

the term for flip flops when they are worn by men
Eww gross, that guy has man flops on!!!!!
by fuckinmug April 25, 2008
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Spider-Man

Spider-Man is a fictional character, a comic book superhero that appears in comic books published by Marvel Comics. Created by writer-editor Stan Lee and writer-artist Steve Ditko, he first appeared in Amazing Fantasy #15 (cover-dated Aug. 1962). Lee and Ditko conceived the character as an orphan being raised by his Aunt May and Uncle Ben, and as a teenager, having to deal with the normal struggles of adolescence in addition to those of a costumed crimefighter. Spider-Man's creators gave him super strength and agility, the ability to cling to most surfaces, shoot spider-webs using wrist-mounted devices of his own invention (which he called "web-shooters"), and react to danger quickly with his "spider-sense", enabling him to combat his foes.

When Spider-Man first appeared in the early 1960s, teenagers in superhero comic books were usually relegated to the role of sidekick to the protagonist. The Spider-Man series broke ground by featuring Peter Parker, the high school student behind Spider-Man's secret identity and with whose "self-obsessions with rejection, inadequacy, and loneliness" young readers could relate. Unlike previous teen heroes such as Bucky and Robin, Spider-Man had no superhero mentor like Captain America and Batman; he thus had to learn for himself that "with great power there must also come great responsibility"—a line included in a text box in the final panel of the first Spider-Man story but retroactively attributed to his guardian, the late Uncle Ben.
A bite from a radioactive spider on a school field trip causes a variety of changes in the body of Peter Parker and gives him superpowers. In the original Lee-Ditko stories, Spider-Man has the ability to cling to walls, superhuman strength, a sixth sense ("spider-sense") that alerts him to danger, perfect balance and equilibrium, as well as superhuman speed and agility. Some of his comic series have him shooting webs from his wrists. Academically brilliant, Parker has expertise in the fields of applied science, chemistry, physics, biology, engineering, mathematics, and mechanics. The character was originally conceived by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko as intellectually gifted, but not a genius; however, later writers have depicted the character as a genius. With his talents, he sews his own costume to conceal his identity, and constructs many devices that complement his powers, most notably mechanical web-shooters. This mechanism ejects an advanced adhesive, releasing web-fluid in a variety of configurations, including a single rope-like strand to swing from, a net to bind enemies, and a simple glob to foul machinery or blind an opponent. He can also weave the web material into simple forms like a shield, a spherical protection or hemispherical barrier, a club, or a hang-glider wing.
by The Centurion November 5, 2014
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Man Laws

A list of unspoken rules amongst males that maintain functional order, and hierarchy similar to Girl Code.
Man laws a list of f unspoken rules amongst natural born males
Man Law dictates you don't use the middle urinal unless you're a child, elderly or desperate.
Man Law dictates you don't circle relationships even if they are dying due to drama or multiple break-ups. You wait a mandatory 7 days to make your move unless granted special permissions.
Man Law dictates that a true wing man never blocks a fellow man from flirting but stands on the peripheral to save him from trouble.
Man law dictates that players (non-monogamous males) make their intentions clear to every perspective female or be deemed as bad as dead beat dad's.
Man Law dictates that being a dead beat dad is a crime against children, women and authentic masculinity.
by Truthbomber207 June 20, 2021
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modular man

A guy who has many different distinct personalities and acts different in different circumstances.

Some are like chameleons, choosing to fit in with their surroundings. (ie. intellectual in a library) Others choose to stand out as much as possible.
My boyfriend is a modular man. He may have seemed obnoxious at the party, but when we're alone he's really very romantic.
by fox August 12, 2005
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Man Paws

The hands of a horny, and usually overly aggressive male being placed inappropriately on a female.
Diane: “That motherfucker at the party put his man paws all over my breasts like he was some sort of deranged animal.”
Jack: “Well you do have nice tits, Sugarboobs. Makes a man want to get all frisky.”
by ThickDickNick May 8, 2019
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