Private Browsing and Jerking Off. The assumption that any time someone uses private browsing on their mobile phones they are doing so to watch porn and masturbate.
“Hey Steve - what did you do last night after you struck out at the club?”
“I went home for some PB&J and went to sleep”
“I went home for some PB&J and went to sleep”
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Get the J Swift mug.The act of receiving a hj, bj, or zj directly after spitting tremendous game to a female. The flow of your game becomes so intoxicating they have no option but to accept the challenge. Excludes girlfriends and wives, must be a anonymous woman.
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Get the Drippy J mug.when a neurotypical makes a questionable post and they slap a “/j” below the post depending on whether the tl gets mad at them or not.
Not to be mistaken for "forgetting to add a tone indicator", a schrödinger's /j can only be considered a schrödinger's /j if either the "joke" is SUPER unclear and it therefore causes a negative reaction or there was no visible punchline and people get mad thinking the post was genuinely serious.
Not to be mistaken for "forgetting to add a tone indicator", a schrödinger's /j can only be considered a schrödinger's /j if either the "joke" is SUPER unclear and it therefore causes a negative reaction or there was no visible punchline and people get mad thinking the post was genuinely serious.
"oomf just said something super ableist and when they got called out they defended themselves by saying they forgot to add /j to their post." "what the hell? that has to be a schrödinger's /j; literally where was the punchline??"
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