He's dumb as fuck. Nothing else and tends to be a piece of shit that lies to his friends, even the ones closest to him.
Jesus is shit.
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Get the Jesus mug.Someone that has a secret crush on a milf that he knows. Doesn’t have the guts too say it to here, but if Jesus had the chance he would have smashed that ass of Sonia when that leotard at the club was looking delicious that night.
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peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.
peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.
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1. an official messenger bringing news.
2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.
definition of herald:
1. an official messenger bringing news.
2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.
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