Jesus

My friend who has the same initials as Jesus Christ

My friend is Jesus reincarnated

by catsimp May 7, 2021

Jacob Jesus

Someone who believes in himself and tries to evangelize others to Christianity.

He also has lushes locks and amazing Valorant skills and loves them potatoes.

Damn that Jacob Jesus rolled up in his Rolls Royce looking like a god. He is hella fine boi and loves drinking some good ol' Earl Grey.

by anonymous May 8, 2021

jesus

a name that you cant legally call your kid because the word contains the word sus

guy1: jesus, more like je (sus)
guy2: getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyhead

by rory senpai May 8, 2021

jesus blinker

a large and girthy penis

dabz got a jesus blinker aye

by anonymous May 9, 2021

Jesus

Jesus is NOT the son of God, God has no children, or parents, or siblings and he is only one jesus Was Created by God

Christian:Hey did you know jesus is the son of god?
Muslim/or someone else: THAT IS NOT TRUE

by An extroverted extrovert May 10, 2021

Jesus

can this guy be just a very nice person that meditated a lot?

Doug: hey, J!
Jesus: hey, Forcett.

by wokeup2this July 8, 2022

sonia jesus

Someone that has a secret crush on a milf that he knows. Doesn’t have the guts too say it to here, but if Jesus had the chance he would have smashed that ass of Sonia when that leotard at the club was looking delicious that night.

Sonia jesus Marcos best friend really wants to express his fleeing with you

by Soniajesuslove July 9, 2022