Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers.

A phrase that shows that people are often draw away from their normal flow of life by seemingly good things. Either for improvement or for their downfall.

"Hey john did you hear about alex's new girlfriend? she's really fixed him up!"
"Hey swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

"Hey did you see that alex got his car stolen by that seemingly nice guy!"
"ahh, Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

by Narstream November 17, 2022

Ducking in diamonds

When you are a cool famous rapper ducking down to avoid paparazzi while wearing diamond chains

Hes so cool and famous he walked into the club ducking in diamonds to avoid paparazzi flash and express his swag.

by JDenver February 6, 2024

Cursed duck

Iwant to fuck a
cheeseburger. Just
having that cheesy
goodness melt all
around my cock would
make me feel at ease
with the world again,
Being able to cum
inside a dead cow
makes me feel so alive.
I have been banned
from 231 McDonald's
for public
masturbation.
Whenever I see an ad
for McDonald's I get so
fucking horny. God I
want to fuck a
cheeseburger.

Cursed ducky

by Cursed ducky September 9, 2022

duck sucking

When she does duck lips and sucking a dick at the same time

I had a nice duck sucking last night

by Lucky ducks August 3, 2017

Duck

Besttt creatureee everrrr. They are goofy goobers with a passion for grapes. You loveeeeee duckss. Quack Quack

Person 1: What is she doing? Is she on drugs?

Person 2: She saw a silly duck.

by Goober Duck November 25, 2023

Duck of

For stupid fuckers who are dyslexic and can’t spell

Khush said duck of instead of fuck off

by Duck of September 21, 2020

Ducked

The autocorrected version of fucked, sometimes used in replace of fucked

I ducked up.

by My_crappy_name July 24, 2022