Patty dick

Named after the children's game patty cake; this is when some chick gives you a handjob and then touches your face, all the while screaming, "cockface! Cockface!"

Oh, baby, thank you for that handj--- dammit! Stop playing patty dick!

by Craptain Lou Abalone January 23, 2008

iguana dick

happens when you jerk off with shampoo and the chemicals react with your skin. the skin on your penis proceeds to dry up and become scaly and iguana-like.

guy 1: i am never jerking off with shampoo ever again

guy 2: do what happened? (guy 1 shows guy two his penis) gross! your dick looks like a damn iguana

guy 1: (to himself) hmmm, iguana dick. i'm gonna put this on urban dictionary.

by iguanapenis April 20, 2009

30 with a dick

A " 30 with a dick" is a gun with a extended magazine called the "Dick"

I got a 30 with a dick on me right now

by FoeFive45 May 10, 2017

xavier dick

Bigger than the titanic its self can give multiple orgasims

Xavier fick is bigger than a jordan and trever man xavier dick wore me out last night

by katie Spruill December 31, 2013

dick-penis

the ultimate insult possible in the english lanuage

eat shit, you fucking dick-penis!

by ryan_the_fish May 8, 2008

booty dick

this is when you can see the pad sticking out of her REALLY tight pants

damn that guurl got a big booty dick

by aliciathebigfatllamalover November 20, 2007

Dick Amnesia

When a girl ignores all her other friends because she either has a new boyfriend or because her boyfriend is around. Female version of vag amnesia

Jessie's boyfriend came home from school and now she has total dick amnesia.

by MDSA December 20, 2005