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College

A center of education in which students seek for a higher education which is provided by the state with a building called a dorm for students to live in to attend class in school grounds, college is also a cesspool of woke liberals complaining about a capitalism and society whilst going in debt due to student loans.
John: I’m going to college for a high paying job.
Jane: yeah, I attend gender studies class, there is a wage gap between men and women and I just can’t handle that men work more hours for more money.
by StrawberryJamSauce August 22, 2020
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collegeer

hey you should be a collegeer
by twillywithmilly November 2, 2020
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College

A place where you eat once in two days so at the end of your night you can get drunk off of two beers. You do this, of course, to forget how broke you are / will continue to be.
Hey man, I just got back from college!

Word, you look like a POW from Vietnam
by SwanginDanglinThang November 3, 2020
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college death

Friends who know will let you pass in peace and others who don't understand will try to save you with partying but you must persevere, whatever that means. You're reborn when winter break happens though.
I haven't seen my sister in months. I asked if she wanted to come to my birthday party and she said she had to work on a literature review. I think she has college death.
by slavetoascreen November 3, 2020
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colesniddle

Derived from the Latin word for penis "coles" and the Latin word for smelly "nidore" this word refers to one's smelly penis.
Fuck man I was beating my meat and after I came I got real bad colesniddle
by such haha November 10, 2020
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college

a place where you get fat, fomo, depressed and leave with a shit ton of debt
person 1: hey, isn’t that tristan at mojo dining hall? why does he look so dead inside?
person 2: yeah i think it is...must be college that made him a sad boi
by simps4sale October 11, 2020
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Collective

Just as a group of crows is a murder, a group of sheep is a herd...

A group of assholes is a collective
"Julianne raised 5 boys and yet somehow they ended up just being a collective."

"How can those boys be so mean, mom?"

"It's just what happens when there's a collective sweetie."
by K- November 16, 2020
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