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As the Bird Flies

The Act of walking in the most direct route from Cronulla to Stanwell Park 28 kms........well according to Mark Starr. Please note that it is quicker to walk the 28 km than drive the 45km as the bird does not fly......
Mark: Have you guys ever done the walk from Cronulla to Stanwell Park? it's only 28 kms
Us: No, Why would you walk 28 kms?
Mark: It's a really nice walk
Us: 28 kms isn't that far, why is this drive taking so long??
Mark: The Walk is as the Bird FLIES!!!!
Us: haha
by Mags85 December 11, 2013
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Bird

a bumass bitch, can also mean a Triflin' ass hoe
"I seen Kawana at the club last night with some ratchet ass weave on ha head, that bitch is a certified bird!!!"

"Bitch you a bird, quit snooping through your mans phone"
by BigNewport1000 February 12, 2019
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taxi bird

Woman you would get at end of nite just to get home as you no money left .usually the ugliest bird there is
I'm skint need to get a taxi bird to get home
by singer61 May 16, 2018
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Backyard bird

A more polite way to refer to a woman's anus, or to refer to a woman's anus while in the company of children, elderly, or parents.
From this angle I have a really good perspective of your backyard bird.
Do you think her backyard bird is bleached?
The other night I got my second knuckle into her backyard bird.
by togoo January 24, 2014
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Flappy bird

When a guy is asleep, a girl slaps his face. That causes him to get a boner, so the girl jumps onto his dick. The guy screams, she shits in his mouth and he puts it on his dick. Then puts it back in her ass.
I did a flappy bird with a prostitute last night.
by Flappybirdmaker January 27, 2019
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You with a bird

Insinuating that someone must be preoccupied with something busy due to not replying or slow replying via text or email. They have also appeared to go MIA.
John had gone missing for a lengthy amount of time, so Nick messaged him to ask, “you with a bird?”.
by Ryan astle January 15, 2021
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bird

The word bird means
" Bitch is rotten dirty "
when your friend is crying about how her dog fly and grew wings and was never seen again i say bird WHICH MEANS BITCH IS ROTTEN DIRTY
by idk what to put ummmm July 8, 2023
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