Dude, do you like Green Day?
yeah, I smoke pot all the time.
No you fuckin idiot, I mean the band.
oh yeah, that to
yeah, I smoke pot all the time.
No you fuckin idiot, I mean the band.
oh yeah, that to
by notgalun November 22, 2018
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24th of November is the day we celebrate the existence of seals. It’s the most important day of the year. Not many people know about it, but from now on it’s going to change. Seals are going to rule the world. They deserve everything. Fuck thanksgiving, it’s time for thankssealing.
24th of November is the day we celebrate the existence of seals. It’s the most important day of the year. Not many people know about it, but from now on it’s going to change. Seals are going to rule the world. They deserve everything. Fuck thanksgiving, it’s time for thankssealing.
We all have a seal inside of us. We are all seals. You, and you and YES you too. Don’t be ashamed of it. Be a seal. LET’S CELEBRATE SEAL DAY.
by julababulalolXD November 23, 2018
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Get the Rhyse dai mug.A day that is fucking amazing and you don't know what will happen next. A day with no limits or inhibitions. a day where you may end up day drunk by the end of breakfast or have a great dinner with an awesome bottle of red and then have sex in public. a day anything can happen.
"Wow! I had such a Batman Day yesterday! I had four Bloody Mary s for breakfast, got naked in a resort hot tub, Drove around in a convertible with no pants on, showed off my ass to some cable workers, Made out with a hottie that totally flashed me at work, Ate a steak dinner with an awesome bottle of red , Had sex on a beach and woke up in a bed with silk sheets next to the ocean."
Or
"This beautiful girl I met having Lunch with friends asked me out! this is going to be such a Batman Day!"
Or
"This beautiful girl I met having Lunch with friends asked me out! this is going to be such a Batman Day!"
by Romandell September 1, 2017
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Person 1: “gonna have my sprite of the day *holds up bleach*”
Person 2: “um pretty sure that’s-“
Person 1: *crazy eyes* “it’s my sprite of the day”
Person 2: “um pretty sure that’s-“
Person 1: *crazy eyes* “it’s my sprite of the day”
by Artillerymonkey October 9, 2018
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Promotes southern pride and heritage; most common in southern U.S. states.
Promotes southern pride and heritage; most common in southern U.S. states.
“Bro, what color flannel are you doing for redneck day?”
“I was thinking orange and brown or just straight up camo, I don’t know yet.”
“I was thinking orange and brown or just straight up camo, I don’t know yet.”
by Soap taste good March 1, 2019
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