I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly

When you see a set of two friends.. always one of them have to be ugly

See those people over there? They are best friends and honestly... I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly

by sum_ting_wong9 January 22, 2021

Two shot

Someone who has watched a really shitty movie loads of times and keeps on saying that it's good

Jimmy is such a fucking two shot

by GOOEYMOOSE December 17, 2020

Two legged twat monkey

Something funny call ya m8

Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey

by Onyx1205 October 2, 2016

cunt, two, three

the method when dealing with cunts

yeah i know them... cunt, two, three.

by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 11, 2021

Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

Two Ton Tanya

Usually in reference to extremely obese women who have to go everywhere on mobility scooters

person 1: hey look over there at that fat lady
person 2: oh jeez bud thats Two Ton Tanya right there!

by harry cockswallower February 9, 2023

One two switcheroo

The act of very quickly pulling out of a woman and then slipping it into her ass

I pulled a one two switcheroo on my girlfriend last night, we haven't spoken since

by Og Orange November 20, 2019