by WixZ Refrescante November 22, 2021
Get the Alexmug. Harvey. This is a hidden love letter and I've had a cum shrine dedicated to your glorious, gargantuan acni infested balls hidden behind a moldy old sofa in my Granny's attic since the fall of 98 and should you make me your polite and peteat little housewife with a plucky arse I can promise that we will have many greasy, shark-nosed, crippled little fucks for years to come.
P.S. Grease makes great lube.
P.S. Grease makes great lube.
"Alex I am quivering in desperation for your chode to go so far down my throught that it bashes my lungs in" Said Harvey.
by Amozon Alexa September 26, 2022
Get the Alexmug. by OntheVspectrum April 15, 2024
Get the Alexmug. The definition of perfect!!!
by Dylanluvsalex July 8, 2021
Get the Alexmug. 
Alex is the most amazing man you will ever know. Your relationship won’t always be easy since he’s not always the smartest, but what he sometimes lacks in brains gets made up with his heart. He’s the type of guy to stay up with you for hours on facetime after a long day just to talk to you, he’s the type of guy to build lego flowers with you every month of your relationship, he’s the type of guy you have to worry about wanting to try WWE moves on you, the type of guy to chase you around the grocery store, the type of guy to carry you across wet grass in order to protect your shoes, and the type of guy who stole my heart. Alex will forever be my first and hopefully last love. If you love an Alex hold on to him. I can’t promise that he’ll be as good as mine, but if names have anything to do with personality you’ve lucked out.
by Blondie_17 November 11, 2024
Get the Alexmug. stupid alex!
by notalexasds October 19, 2020
Get the alexmug.