Tree people

Figment of your imagination until they climb down the tree and place you under arrest

We've got to get home before dark because the tree people are waiting

by Jacked Hammer June 6, 2025

Real People

Oh? Am I not real people to you? This has always been the dynamic. Noah isn't better than me. I'm not learning anything. You're a piece of shit and your cried like a bitch because you know I'm right. This isn't an argument. It's an execution. And I'd rather die than try and lose to a fucking retard.

Hym "Hey.... Heyheyhey... You don't gotta tell me about real people! I know AAAAALL ABOUT real people. You see, real people say things like 'Fuck your kids. And still my only regret is that I can't kill ALL of them. But that's fine. Whatever percentage of boys will age out of relevance and kill themselves anyway and whatever percentage of girls will do the same. Or they'll kill eachother. And it's so fucking crazy to me that peoples minds just spontaneous malfunction like that it's just so fucking weird that that happens and there's just nothing else going on there AT ALL. It's just their own brains! Nothing outside of their own brains is causing that to happen it's like they live in some kind of solipsistic holodeck and I'm watching from the outside...' Oh. Hey. No. Check your clock."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025

White People

people who don't wanna season their damn food, who make all this weird stuff on tiktok that probably gets them arrested, wps man..

Tyrone: This chicken tastes bland as shit
Jarquavious: Yeah, there's a bunch of white people in that kitchen

by Tatatrap December 3, 2022

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by WHSPRS December 13, 2022

Bonesaw people

A derogatory term for wealthy powerful unscrupulous men. May have racial overtones for those in the Middle East. It's origin is the assassination of Jamal Khashoggi, a Saudi dissident journalist was assassinated by agents of the Saudi government at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, Turkey. He was chopped up with a bonesaw.

The businessman depends on his deals with 'bonesaw people', 'Thiel-lites?' and others who have spare wealth.

by Kingdragonfly December 13, 2022

cold people

1. the opposite of hot people, usually meaning a category of people who are ugly or not attractive.
2. people who tend to be cold-hearted; not sympathetic nor feel any emotion

There's a lot of cold people in my science class.

by KazerTheOne December 18, 2022

people with penises

A self-explanatory term that is often used poorly by people who are trying to be progressive. People in this category include cisgender men, transgender women, and any nonbinary people with that specific anatomy. There are very few good uses for this categorization outside of specific medical classifications. Descriptions of the social behavior of people in this category tend to just focus on the behavior of men, and describing them in a way that includes transgender women is transphobic. This term is intended to be a more politically correct alternative to "male-bodied", but somehow manages to be just as bad of a description.

There is nothing wrong with using "men" or "cisgender men" or even "men and masculine people" as an alternative to this term so as to not needlessly include trans women.

"I'm sick of how people with penises treat me on dates."
"But you only date men. Don't you mean that you're sick of how men treat you on dates?"
"You're right, I'm sick of how men treat me on dates."

by ladydarkmoon December 19, 2022