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Brown House Crawford

Very similar to the White House Crawford but instead of the stripper farting the cocaine in your face you just snort the cocaine and she farts in your face anyways #dubup.net #SmartDog
I went to the strip club but the stripper didn’t want to put the cocaine in her butt so she gave me the Brown House Crawford instead and farted in my face
by anonymous November 25, 2023
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House Porn

Feeds of Trulia, Realtor.com, Zillow, etc that excite men/women as much as does xnxx, RedTube, etc. Could also be the hours of realtor information often streamed on public television OR print media also that excite one similar to watching soft core or nudie magazines.
I scroll through my Trulia feed several times a day and send my friends fantasy houses like single people trade noodz. Totally addicted to house porn.
by TorchuredHeart July 16, 2021
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Your house

Where Tenna is coming straight from right now
Coming straight from YOUR HOUSE!
(Coming straight from your house! (coming!))
by amogusamoguseverywhere July 20, 2025
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Packing-House

n. traditionally known as a meat packing plant where meat is packed and stored for sale. However this definition is derived from the girl who lets any meat get 'packed' in her house on the regular or from many men either daily are at once; otherwise known as a whore, slut or promiscuous female. Or a promiscuous male, jigalow, or male whore.
"Honey that girl is a packing-house"
That boy makes his living by being a packing-house.
by DC303 May 1, 2011
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Reductive House

In a reductive sense, anything with four-on-the-floor beats is House Music.
Drake, Beyonce, Lizzo and Justin Timberlake are house music, Reductive House.
by Bad Grampa July 20, 2022
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House Spouse

A non-gendered partner who stays at home like a traditional housewife
I'm non-binary dude i can be your house spouse
by PLAGUELIKE January 22, 2021
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