reasonably large poo

What Adam did on the 19:30 virgin train from London to Glasgow

"I've just had a reasonably large poo and there is no toilet roll left on the @virgintrains 19.30 train from Euston to Glasgow pls send help."

by stan claire May 1, 2022

poo

tasty

person 1: Bro I had the best meal yesterday
person 2: what u got?
person 1: I had poo

by DragonMilk March 23, 2022

Poo poo Pa pa

Because that's how it works.

Because that's how the poo poo pa pa goes son.

by Masterofdapoo March 20, 2020

Million Dollar Poo

When you take a shit at work whilst on public holiday rates

If I can just Poo for a bit longer i’ll be able to squeeze out some more overtime on Christmas morning….the dream the Million Dollar Poo.

by Alfred Buttlicker December 31, 2021

poo sussy

fortnite balls im gay i like boys i kidnap kids yummmm sus ( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)

hi im felling poo sussy right now

by zeakiscute January 20, 2022

lean-poo

A tarp, shack, or shed supported at one side by trees or posts and having an inclined roof used for shelter while pooing outside in the rain or snow

Ben set up a lean-poo so he wouldn't get wet while he pooed in a hole on the backpacking trip

by Bennypoopoo July 25, 2016

Poo Drop

Made famous by early wrestler "Tough Tony Bourne," the poo drop involves knocking an opponent to the ground, and jumping on top of said opponent ass-first, landing on the persons' face. Execution of a true poo drop involves fecal matter on the outside of your wrestling tights and making sure some sticks to your opponents' face until the match is over.

Person 1: Wow! Did you see that?

Person 2: Holy crap, what happened?

Person 1: I think Steve was mad at Jim...he just gave him the ol' poo drop!

by Theodore Stewart August 21, 2009