Dude #1 - "Bra, you made my Clear Dragon to strong!!"
Dude #2 - "Sorry Bro Nameth, I'll add more Vlad next time."
Dude #2 - "Sorry Bro Nameth, I'll add more Vlad next time."
by 2 Dragonz August 16, 2009
Get the Clear Dragon mug.An epic figure of speech that came from its ancestors sugna and Ligma. if you fall for it you will be sent to the bill zone
Smart guy: Hey do ya know imagine dragon??
Smart guy 2: Oh yeah imagine dragon I know em
Smart guy : imagine dragon deez nuts across ur face
Smart guy 2: *dies of ligma *
Smart guy 2: Oh yeah imagine dragon I know em
Smart guy : imagine dragon deez nuts across ur face
Smart guy 2: *dies of ligma *
by Helotja jeu November 21, 2021
Get the Imagine Dragon mug.1. A terrifying, unremovable creature that will not vacate the bowl of you're toilet without a fight- cannot be killed with tritional munitions, seek help of hobbit.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.
1. Sounds like you've got a Toilet dragon in there... I'll just go outside.
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
by shiftmybits February 1, 2018
Get the [Toilet dragon] mug.Thomas - hey you like dragons?
- yeah why
Thomas - than drag on deez nuts across your face
- goddamnit Thomas you did it again
- yeah why
Thomas - than drag on deez nuts across your face
- goddamnit Thomas you did it again
by Your average arsonist May 3, 2023
Get the Dragon mug.Ah, in my blood by imagine dragons. As you may know, Lisa cimorelli claims that "she has never heard this song before." Many people choose to believe that's not true. This is an iconic line and will haunt Lisa Cimorelli till she grows old. Hopefully one day she'll do a cover but I dont think it's in her blood to do it.
by laurencimswife December 7, 2020
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Get the dragon mug.An absurd amount of fucking pocket change, typically found in people's cupholders, or customers who are asses.
"Damn Mike! You got a big-ass dragon hoard in your car!"
"Ugh, here comes that one customer, Bill, with his fucking dragon hoard."
"Ugh, here comes that one customer, Bill, with his fucking dragon hoard."
by Tparrett8 March 26, 2025
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