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Boyfriend syndrome

When you have the attributes of a typical male in a relationship (but does not necessarily have to be in a relationship, nor applies to the lead role); you start to not care about what the other says or notice any changes in them, asking them to make you sandwiches, or too busy playing video games to notice them.

This is often witnessed in a relationship in which the couples are very comfortable with each other, have been together for months if not years, or a crumbling relationship, or a combination of the set above.

However, it can also apply to close friends or family with similar forms of ignorance and douche-baggery.
It doesn't mean they don't love you; it means they just don't care about you at the moment.

Jim: Hey, you didn't pick up last night. What were you doing?

Jill: Stop worrying, you pussy. I was painting my nails and playing your CoD file.

Jim: I told you not to touch my 360! Ever! Go make me a sandwich for that, bitch.

Jill: Well that sandwich won't fix itself until you fix the God Damn Bathroom.

-- Later --

Jill: God damn, Jill is giving me the "Boyfriend Syndrome".

Jack: What? Sorry, bro, I didn't catch watch you said. Is that chick was eyeing me over there?
by ninjastarburst May 23, 2010
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Guitarherothreeaniatism Syndrome

This is a critical disease in which the patient's arms and/or fingers and/or hands are incapable of daily functions, due to finishing Through the Fire and Flames on expert and/or hard, and/or completing Raining Blood on expert and/or hard.
I'm in the hospital because I have Guitarherothreeaniatism Syndrome, but at least I finished the song!
by Charizard Thepokemon June 27, 2008
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Tuskegee Syndrome

That outburst caused by watching "Tuskegee Airmen" and constantly being asked the question "What did you do in History?" The outburst will be "BLACK PEOPLE!"
Peep 1: Hey, what'd you do in History?
Main Dude: Watched Tuskegee Airmen
Peep 2: Hey! what did you do in HISTORY CLASS!?
Main Dude: Watched Tuskegee Airmen!
Peep 3: Hey dude, what did you do in History last period?
Main Dude: Christ, Tuskegee Airmen
Peep 4: Hey bro! what did you guys do last period?
Main Dude: Fucking BLACK PEOPLE!
Peep 4: whats wrong with Main Dude?
Bystander: He's suffering from Tuskegee Syndrome, HARD.
by GiantFetus83 August 21, 2012
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cork syndrome

When peeing for the first time while drinking alcohol will result in cork syndrome, as in Popping a cork on a bottle of liquid. Meaning regular trips to the bathroom thereafter.
After going to the bathroom in the pub then leaving, you may find yourself needing to go again 10 minuets later on the nearest street corner. Alas the downside to cork syndrome!
by luciferuk July 20, 2008
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Blockbuster Syndrome

A disorder characterized by knowing what you want to rent from Blockbuster only when you are in no way planning to, or in no way able to, make a trip to Blockbuster.

Inversely, walking into Blockbuster only to realize that you have no idea what the hell to rent.

The general symptoms of Blockbuster Syndrome may also be seen pertaining to music, clothing stores, and virtually any other consumer outlet.
We walked the four blocks to the video store, only to realize all of us were suffering from a textbook case of Blockbuster Syndrome. It took us about 45 minutes to finally think of a movie to rent.
by Phil G D February 1, 2009
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Houda syndrome

Describes the urge an artist feels when they are about to or done drawing shirtless men.
Girl 1: I love this artist, she's my rolemodel! Her skills to draw shirtless young men is simply amazing!
Girl 2 : No! I-It can't be! She suffers of Houda syndrome! We must burn her before the disease spreads further!
by Harkena August 15, 2017
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The Abishek Syndrome

When someone thinks they're hot shit and acts like a complete asshole to everyone else.
Yusuf has a great GPA, and now he has the abishek syndrome.
by Gay Boi999 March 24, 2017
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