Hector Fernandez Rivera

He is a cute boy and could melt a girl's heart

Hector fernandez rivera is cute

by urbff1308 May 14, 2015

The big muddy river

When you pee in his/her butt and then pull out really fast, causing a mudslide in the process.

I told him to leggo my eggo, but he didn't, so I gave him The Big Muddy River.

by Gaychel July 1, 2015

Code Red River

A guy code that is used to secretly let other men in the general area know that a girl is on her period.

Guy 1: Emergency code red river commenced.
Guy 2: looks like we're going camping this weekend.

by ArcticReef September 6, 2015

rhode island rider

Having sex with someone with the smallest penis ever

After five minutes of waiting for it to happen I looked up and seen him pumping away I realized it was the rhode island rider

by The racing bunch September 12, 2016

Fall in the river and chill

Term used when you have sex with Bridge to Teribithea playing in the background

I want to cry but also want to have sex so I will Fall in the river and chill

by cooliom80s August 14, 2016

hot chocolate river

It's like a Cleveland Steamer but with saran wrap.

When I hang out with Jahrel, we always take a trip down the hot chocolate river.

by Am@nda August 8, 2016

mexican rough rider

When a woman puts hot sauce on your dick and rides it till it's raw.

Dude, me and that girl at the party did the Mexican Rough rider in the bathroom I still can't feel my crotch.

by rarooklol May 18, 2016