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play-ratio

The ratio between amount of play (any type of sexual relation) and opportunities to get play fumbled. This number is often uncalculatable and must be positive. Used typically, as an indicator of a man's sexual fitness, although it could circumstantially apply to a woman.
Wow, I missed Sarah's "you up" text, my play-ratio is at an all time low. Why did I have to kill her?
by burlybiker April 24, 2022
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Swift Play

A person who does thing in a swift playing motion.
Hey you see that milf? I'm gonna swift play fuck that milf's pussy today.
by iknowwhatimdoingahahahaha November 19, 2023
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Playing Popsicle

Guy: "Dude, she was playing popsicle half the night."
by siktrik January 10, 2022
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Play the five-fingered flute

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.
by RealTalkThemHo September 9, 2016
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Playing Hands

When a couple is constantly putting their hands on each other, sexually and otherwise, in enclosed public spaces.
Tom: I gave my brother and his girl a ride to the movies yesterday, but they kept playing hands in my backseat.
Dick: Dude, they ever heard of too much PDA?
by JasonD May 4, 2015
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Play

A black man going to bible study. Often on the second Wednesday of the month so females will be present
Eric: "Yo you wanna sell me some bud?"

Tyrone: "No nigga It's Wednesday. I gotta play."

Eric: "Oh word? What verse you reading?"
by TheManTy January 21, 2018
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bags not playing

bags not playing, say this in an argument to instantly win. or use it to make the other persons opinion immediately invalid
jessica: i’m so ugly
brad: no you’re adorable bags not playing

jessica: ugh fine!
by cantxrrr April 5, 2020
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