go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024

Double Play

When you ejaculate and poop at the same time, preferably in the bathtub.

Dude, this chick was so hot but I couldn't pull the trigger bc I had one brewing all night. I had to go home and jump in the bath to turn a double play.

by datguy5924 December 19, 2017

Play for Greens

Being in competition with a person where there prize is his or hers green card or visa.

Hey Jorge do you want to play for greens? Si!

by American citizens December 31, 2022

Play

Solid combo of abillities and attacks performed by an individual or within a group of teammates.

What a play! He destroyed their supports.

by neonyziee December 8, 2019

Play-Doh

A toy that was originally a mistake. Comes in variety of colors. It is squishy and fun to play with. Sometimes called "slime".

OOO! Is that Play-Doh?!

YEA
COOLIOS

by PLAYDOG March 26, 2018

Tuscaloosa Triple Play

In it's modern incarnation, the Tuscaloosa Triple Play is nothing more than a good night with a lady, giving it to her in all three holes, hence the "triple play". This speaks to the standard of mediocrity strived for by the current generation; nobody wants to work for anything anymore and do it right. If they can't do something, they merely change the requirements to something more attainable and celebrate that in triumph. It's the "everybody gets a ribbon" generation. For those looking to turn the original Tuscaloosa Triple Play, they'll have their work cut out for them. It's still dipping your wick in three different orifices, giver's choice, but on three different targets: Woman, Man, and Animal. Only the brave save the oral for the animal.

I went to see my friend the other day and his mom stopped by with the cutest little basset hound that was giving me the eyes. When all was said and done I had turned a Tuscaloosa Triple Play

by dmacrae80 February 28, 2013

Play

A black man going to bible study. Often on the second Wednesday of the month so females will be present

Eric: "Yo you wanna sell me some bud?"

Tyrone: "No nigga It's Wednesday. I gotta play."

Eric: "Oh word? What verse you reading?"

by TheManTy January 21, 2018