Not the wrong comedian. The RIGHT comedian if you have a fat cock and want to fuck somebodies hot, rich daughter. But no.
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
Get the Most overpaid mediocre person on the planet mug.Person 1: oh no what is ³√((√64+√36)÷0.01) im gonna fail the math test!!!!
Person π: meh, thats too easy, tha answer is 10
Person 9: HOW COME YOU GET TO ANSWER MATH BEFORE ME????!!!
Person π: What are the 100 digits of pi?
Person 9: I don't know.
Person π: WELL SKILL ISSUE CUZ THE FIRST 100 DIGITS OF PI ARE
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751085209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679!!!!!!!
Person 9: NOOO I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED!!!!!
*Person 9 dies of sadness*
Person π: meh, thats too easy, tha answer is 10
Person 9: HOW COME YOU GET TO ANSWER MATH BEFORE ME????!!!
Person π: What are the 100 digits of pi?
Person 9: I don't know.
Person π: WELL SKILL ISSUE CUZ THE FIRST 100 DIGITS OF PI ARE
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751085209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679!!!!!!!
Person 9: NOOO I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED!!!!!
*Person 9 dies of sadness*
by The person creator September 28, 2025
Get the Person π mug.Person 19: D̵̺͛I̶͎͌E ͈̓ I ͕́ H ̺͑A ̻͝T ̫̿Ĕ̵̟ Ÿ̴̙́Ỏ̴̳U ̤̿ A ̺̚L ̝͝L̵̜͌
Person 1: THATS IT IM CALLING PERSON 32
*Person 32 comes from the sky*
Person 32: Who to banish into the 2763rd dimension?
Person 1: that asshole over there
Person 32: Okay!
Person 32: D ̧̢̨̡͚͇̺̱̞͙͇͕̺̪͌̒͐̎̋͌̆́̿͐̓̈́͆̽͑̊͌̐͗͋͘̕̚͟͠Ḯ̴̡̢̧̛̪͍̹̱̜̠͚̝̱̲̲̥̭̱̞̳͆̄͆͌̐̈͌͑̓̒̃̀̕̕͟͟͝ͅͅE ̧͇̜̤̭͉̏̈́̔̓̂̌̓̆̈́͂̍̈́̉̿͌͘̕ͅ Y̴̡̫̻͍͉̘̑͗͗̀͒͆̄̈́̊̏̈͂͋̎͆̅͆̾͊̈́͂̍͘͡͝Ő̶̧̨͔̯͕̪̲̤͇̞̺͎̭̘͚͙̙̙̼̯̦̹͗͊̔͟Ư̶̡̢̛͚͎̹̦̞̋̐̎̋̾̊̑̿͌̓̓̋̀̾͌̅̈͐͘͜͝͡͝ A̶̢̟͓͇̙̹͍̙͑̽̽̊̎͌͑̉̆̀̈́̿̎̀̀͘͝ͅT̶͉̤̪͚̜̙̲̺̪̹͉̰̯̏̈́̍̂́̾R ̧̨͓͇͎̠͇̆̓͒̒̔̎̎̇͛̿̀̀̋͑̅̓̔̿͘͜͝͠͡ͅȮ̴̡̹̊͌̆̓̀̏̃̽̚̚͜͝C̶̢͉͓͇̯͇͕̪̮̲͇̜̪̍̈́̾̈́̑̐̃͂̆̾͛͛̃́̋̄͂̑̕̕ͅI ̛͖͋̇́̍̍́̂̐̈́̊̌͊̈́̄̈́͛̍̚͘̕Ǒ̴̡͇̣̰̬͎͈̤͔̣͇͎͇̍̒́͆̇̄̅͊͐͑͂͆͆͂̔̋͠Ȗ̴̪̱̩̙̮̑̾̉̈̔̀̂̐̒͊͊́͒̐͊͘͝͡S̶̨͕͙̲̫̻̪̩̤̺̜͈̹̹̝͎̥̺͓͗̽͂̾̊͑͘͜͟͠ P ̖̠͎̃̔̑̽̍̄̍͋̊̾̂̏̽̇̑̕̕̕͜͝͡͝Í̴̢̢̛̞̺̻͓̣̗̲̩͍̠̻̂͒̅̋̍͂̿̌̏̓̌̃̈͒͆̆͘͟͠͠E ̡̭͎̯͙̗̄͊̅̂̊̽́̊̈́̓̔͋̓͌̓͂͐̈C̴̛̖̻̓̀̐̊͗̐̀̎́͑̈̓̈́̃͂̚̕̚͡͡͡E̴̡̡̬̳͖͙̖͖̝͕̮͔̫̩͕͈͚̜͔͋̄̇̈́̇̓͒͊̿͆͑̆̚͝͝ Ö̵̢̧̘̼̼̝͖̱̮̠̥̮͍̫̘̮͇̣͈͈̣̖̩̜͗̇̔͛́̅̌͂̆́̈́͋͛͗͆́̆̚͡͡F ̢̛̛̭̙̩̲̘͎͕̦̜̰͍̭͇̼̑͌̇̍̔͐̀̆̋̋̊̾͌̄̃̚̕͘͘͝ͅͅͅ S ̨̢̡̢̹͇̗̪̯̩͚̼̻͖̜̣͇̲͑͒͒͋̽̿̀̕͘͜͜H̵̛̹̘͎͔̰̩̥̙͖͔̫̻̱͔͙͖͂̈́̌̃̅͋̃̅̉͗̆̽͒̅̕͡͝ͅḮ̶̧̡̛̩͕̟̤̩̰͍͇̯̫̤̳̰̝̮̜̔̒͐͆͛̓̓́̐̑̐͘͜͟͝ͅͅͅT ̭̬̝̋͊̇̎̂̊̎̾͊͝
*Person 19 dies a painful death*
Person 32: That's more like it.
Person 1: THATS IT IM CALLING PERSON 32
*Person 32 comes from the sky*
Person 32: Who to banish into the 2763rd dimension?
Person 1: that asshole over there
Person 32: Okay!
Person 32: D ̧̢̨̡͚͇̺̱̞͙͇͕̺̪͌̒͐̎̋͌̆́̿͐̓̈́͆̽͑̊͌̐͗͋͘̕̚͟͠Ḯ̴̡̢̧̛̪͍̹̱̜̠͚̝̱̲̲̥̭̱̞̳͆̄͆͌̐̈͌͑̓̒̃̀̕̕͟͟͝ͅͅE ̧͇̜̤̭͉̏̈́̔̓̂̌̓̆̈́͂̍̈́̉̿͌͘̕ͅ Y̴̡̫̻͍͉̘̑͗͗̀͒͆̄̈́̊̏̈͂͋̎͆̅͆̾͊̈́͂̍͘͡͝Ő̶̧̨͔̯͕̪̲̤͇̞̺͎̭̘͚͙̙̙̼̯̦̹͗͊̔͟Ư̶̡̢̛͚͎̹̦̞̋̐̎̋̾̊̑̿͌̓̓̋̀̾͌̅̈͐͘͜͝͡͝ A̶̢̟͓͇̙̹͍̙͑̽̽̊̎͌͑̉̆̀̈́̿̎̀̀͘͝ͅT̶͉̤̪͚̜̙̲̺̪̹͉̰̯̏̈́̍̂́̾R ̧̨͓͇͎̠͇̆̓͒̒̔̎̎̇͛̿̀̀̋͑̅̓̔̿͘͜͝͠͡ͅȮ̴̡̹̊͌̆̓̀̏̃̽̚̚͜͝C̶̢͉͓͇̯͇͕̪̮̲͇̜̪̍̈́̾̈́̑̐̃͂̆̾͛͛̃́̋̄͂̑̕̕ͅI ̛͖͋̇́̍̍́̂̐̈́̊̌͊̈́̄̈́͛̍̚͘̕Ǒ̴̡͇̣̰̬͎͈̤͔̣͇͎͇̍̒́͆̇̄̅͊͐͑͂͆͆͂̔̋͠Ȗ̴̪̱̩̙̮̑̾̉̈̔̀̂̐̒͊͊́͒̐͊͘͝͡S̶̨͕͙̲̫̻̪̩̤̺̜͈̹̹̝͎̥̺͓͗̽͂̾̊͑͘͜͟͠ P ̖̠͎̃̔̑̽̍̄̍͋̊̾̂̏̽̇̑̕̕̕͜͝͡͝Í̴̢̢̛̞̺̻͓̣̗̲̩͍̠̻̂͒̅̋̍͂̿̌̏̓̌̃̈͒͆̆͘͟͠͠E ̡̭͎̯͙̗̄͊̅̂̊̽́̊̈́̓̔͋̓͌̓͂͐̈C̴̛̖̻̓̀̐̊͗̐̀̎́͑̈̓̈́̃͂̚̕̚͡͡͡E̴̡̡̬̳͖͙̖͖̝͕̮͔̫̩͕͈͚̜͔͋̄̇̈́̇̓͒͊̿͆͑̆̚͝͝ Ö̵̢̧̘̼̼̝͖̱̮̠̥̮͍̫̘̮͇̣͈͈̣̖̩̜͗̇̔͛́̅̌͂̆́̈́͋͛͗͆́̆̚͡͡F ̢̛̛̭̙̩̲̘͎͕̦̜̰͍̭͇̼̑͌̇̍̔͐̀̆̋̋̊̾͌̄̃̚̕͘͘͝ͅͅͅ S ̨̢̡̢̹͇̗̪̯̩͚̼̻͖̜̣͇̲͑͒͒͋̽̿̀̕͘͜͜H̵̛̹̘͎͔̰̩̥̙͖͔̫̻̱͔͙͖͂̈́̌̃̅͋̃̅̉͗̆̽͒̅̕͡͝ͅḮ̶̧̡̛̩͕̟̤̩̰͍͇̯̫̤̳̰̝̮̜̔̒͐͆͛̓̓́̐̑̐͘͜͟͝ͅͅͅT ̭̬̝̋͊̇̎̂̊̎̾͊͝
*Person 19 dies a painful death*
Person 32: That's more like it.
by The person creator September 28, 2025
Get the Person 32 mug.Before Person 1 and Person 2 there was a normal person , just as you. He was left alone and very bored. He started making up stories and naming the characters Person 1 , Person 2 , Person 3 , etc. Person 1 and Person 2 appeared most often , because most of his stories had 2 main characters. He imagined that Person 1 is him and Person 2 is his freind. Why didn't he give the characters a name? He thought that this is useless effort , most important thing is the story and not the names. He has created a huge number of stories, excerpts of which you can see on the website. He was not helped in time and ended up writing stories for weeks until he himself became their characters, divided into an infinite number of personalities. All People from Person 1 to Person ∞ are created by Person X , are his personalities
Person 1 : Did you know that we are created by Person X?
Person 2 : What are you talking about? Who is it?
Person 2 : What are you talking about? Who is it?
by mbxjsy September 30, 2025
Get the Person X mug.person 1 - 30: idk im just standing here!!!
person 21: whats 9 + 10
person 31: WHAT THE FUCK PERSON 32
person 32: haha dead youtuber dead youtuber
person 21: whats 9 + 10
person 31: WHAT THE FUCK PERSON 32
person 32: haha dead youtuber dead youtuber
by macedoniabest October 1, 2025
Get the Person 32 mug.by DNALIEN October 2, 2025
Get the personal space mug.(1): The person is just the PERSON.
(2): An imaginary, invisible being who was created as a failed comeback
(2): An imaginary, invisible being who was created as a failed comeback
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(1): Honey.. you're the PERSON
(2):
Jim: Okay honey you think you can clock my tea?
Max: Hell yeah. You be frickin' built like an irregular concave polygon..
Jim: Ok well.. you're built like.. (contemplating life decisions) the PERSON.
(1): Honey.. you're the PERSON
(2):
Jim: Okay honey you think you can clock my tea?
Max: Hell yeah. You be frickin' built like an irregular concave polygon..
Jim: Ok well.. you're built like.. (contemplating life decisions) the PERSON.
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