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michi moment

a michi moment is when you do something dumb or stupid.
“I CLOSED ACCIDENTALLY ATE MY FISH”
“that is such a michi moment.”
by nagitos_sock July 7, 2021
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Nigga Moment

A Nigga Moment is when the mind of a perfectly rational black man is overwhelmed by ignorance. Which caused him to act in an illogical self-destructive manner. I.E., like a nigga. Nigga moments are unpredictable, but they all end up bad.

If they have their own category, Nigga Moments could be the third leading killer of black men behind Pork Chops and F.E.M.A. It's a fact.
A nigga steps on another nigga's Jordans.

Nigga #1: Nigga, you step on my shoe!

Nigga #2: If you ain't in my way, this would've happened, Nigga!

BAM! A Nigga Moment is born.
by Dr. Robins November 21, 2023
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canadian heritage moments

1. Polite term for suicide in Canada.
2. The time in the near future when all Canadians do what is right and kill themselves.
"yo there was a mass suicide in Toronto yesterday. Just another on of those Canadian heritage moments."
by c0ld5teel November 1, 2016
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Hatchet Moment

In reality TV, like Survivor, where someone gets voted out for a dumb ass reason. (e.g.: being in their alliance but voted out due to emotions, carrying the team but gets voted out for plot armor or emotions.
Person 1: Bro, did you get Frylock got votes out?
Person 2: Yeah bro, but why?
Person 1: That bitch Karane said that he didn't understand her, but the stupidest part is... THEY HAD AN ALLIANCE!!
Person 2: That's such a Hatchet Moment!
by Do NOT look up Pornogrindcore! September 3, 2025
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Islam Moment

When you're about to get extra credit in class in a game of Jeopardy, but the person doing Final Jeopardy gets the question 'Which country is Mecca located in?' and they respond with 'Islam' instead of Saudi Arabia.
What country is Mecca located in?
Islam.
Islam Moment! Islam Moment! Look at Islam Moment girl. She's is a definite Islam Moment.
by NotanIslamMoment May 21, 2024
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Sean moment

When Gilgamesh is an anecdote when dubiously chillin'
P1: We're chilling loudly and telling anecdotes
P2: Like Gilgamesh.
P1: Thats a Sean moment if I ever saw one
by weliveinasociety308 June 4, 2022
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moment of masturbation

A moment of masturbation occurs when a person reaches orgasm after approximately 90 seconds of masturbation.
Person 1: damn bro you shat quite swiftly
Person2: that's because i didn't shit, i had a moment of masturbation
by AAAAAAAAHH November 27, 2021
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