Reality Jack

The purposeful act of masturbation to examine future decisions with a clear head or Post Nut Clarity.

Person A: How are you doin' man?
Person B: Terrible bro. Everything I decide backfires bigtime.
A: You gotta have a Reality Jack next time man. It's amazing what you can see with some Post Nut Clarity
B: I got a date tonight, I'll give that a go for sure.

by ProlificFizz October 21, 2019

Uber Jacking

A game of speed where the person calls for a uber (or any ride share service) and starts and attempts to jack off to completion before the uber arrives. For every minute spent jacking over the time the uber shows us is the amount of dollars tipped to the driver

I decided to start uber jacking before work and my driver almost left.

by Daldameht April 23, 2022

Jack Greenwood

The notorious B.I. GREENWOOD Himself. He is a gangsta and a supa fly English teacher. He loves his mother and gets lost in supermarkets.

Jack Greenwood got lost in a supermarket again.
Jack Greenwood got lost in a supermarket YET AGAIN.
I need to find Jack Greenwood because he got lost in the supermarket again.
I’m getting tired of Jack Greenwood getting lost in supermarkets

by CoopahC September 27, 2023

JACK GUNTHER

my dad owns a salt company

JACK GUNTHER go to the office now

by LOVER-WITH-ANOTHER-MOTHER April 16, 2019

The Hungry Jack

The sexual act in which a woman puts her toes in your mouth and makes you jack off.

"Yo broheim, that slag was naughty- she hooked me up with The Hungry Jack!"

by Rusty Tyrone April 20, 2017

Pullin' a Jack

When a person ditches a class, while there is a major test.

There are 5 tests tomorrow at school, I am going to be pullin' a Jack.

by Aziz August 8, 2016

Jack Powell

Someone who is straight

Nice to meet you jack Powell

by anonymous November 22, 2021