Bear zapper

Someone who cock blocks a bear

Barak was a bear zapper to Joe and Donald cause he wanted to get in his pants first.

by Bear zapper February 9, 2024

Jadey bear

Jadey bear means a poo head, that gives off a pungent smell of poo

Usually the case when got diarrhoea

Yo I think there got jadey bear for sure

by friedchoppa November 23, 2018

Bear

Bears are a deadly type of species. Most Bears are located in their natural habit in Russia. Most of this type of species like to live in cold dry areas, which are typical rural areas. Bears only like to prey on capitalists and imperialists while they pray for communism. Bears are very hostile if you go near one of their favorite Russian resources such as "Vodka, Ak-47s, fish and tanks", if you do go near one of these resources owned by a wild bear you will be dead. Bears are also closely related to the so called "Polar Bears" which they are more of socialists than communists and they are the Bear's number one rival. These two rivals will fight to the death with AK's if they have too.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.

Capitalist - Dam those AK loving bears

Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka

Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help

Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...

*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....

by Itellfactsandyouwilllistennow May 26, 2022

Boogs Bear

Similar to the term "Bear", a tterm used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair who is typically angry, overly sensitive and emotional, often resulting in verbal assaults that are unwarranted.
George's sexual tastes run toward bears.

The guy is a total Boogs Bear. He went off on me for taking thirty seconds to respond to her text.

by Unfrigginreal January 3, 2022

Bear trap

A bear trap is a specific kind of trap who targets straight macho men to turn them into the gay archetype of a bear.

Lydia's single now. Her man got caught snagged by a bear trap.

by zimugen April 27, 2017

Lovey bear

The fricken cutest feller out there! I call my fiancé this all the time. Lovey bear is what you’d call the sweetest most comforting man on earth. He means the absolute world to me. I guess you could say he’s even the best lovey bear out there! So cute.

“I love you lovey bear. You mean the world to me”

by Purplepenguin May 10, 2022

interracial bears

When two overweight males of different races engage in sexual intercourse. They are both typically extremely hairy.

Did you watch that interracial bears video on pornhub?

by NotSimply March 21, 2017