ho tactics

An action or strategy carefully planned to achieve, get sponsored, spoiled, and treated without having sex.

I need my (insert random bill here) paid. Time to bring out the ho tactics. I want a new (insert random materialistic item here) he needs to be exposed to the ho tactics.

by Spartan Nickie December 22, 2016

SKÖL Ho

1. Any Ho that interferes with SKÖL Bro

2. A woman that is dating or is married to a SKÖL Bro.

A SKÖL Bro before a SKÖL Ho.

by TOTEMIR January 1, 2022

Victorian Ho

An individual whom dates multiple people in a short span of time, each lacking in sexual intercourse

Damn, she is such a Victorian Ho

by Bryce,theguy March 2, 2015

nappy-headed ho ho ho

A department-store Santa with a disgraceful hairdo-malfunction.

If "the Don" ever tries his hand at playing a Wally-World Father Christmas for da little kiddos, "Imus" be sure to check to see if dat nappy-headed ho ho ho has done anything to "tame" dat infamous "wild" hair of his!

by QuacksO March 29, 2019

Gunga ho

A short white person, who is a cockhole

John: did you hear about ian? Hes such a gunga ho, right?
Dave: absolutely.

by Paper12 September 27, 2022

Ho cold

The throat/sinus/ears sickness one gets when after a long time of being alone and abstinent for some time then kissing and or sleeping with someone who claims not to be a ho.

I was with Mary last week.

bitch gave me the ho cold.

by Mady klain null April 30, 2022

Put a Potato In Dat Ho

The act of replacing a person's heart during invasive surgery with a fresh spud.

Ting Ping: I take one of the Yakuza boy's and chop is heart out with it and then Put a Potato In Dat Ho.
Fat Tony: ...Okay!

by ClownJuice April 1, 2024