Someone who can't help but write a spoiler as a Facebook status every time something momentuous happens in a popular series/movie, thus spoiling it for everyone else.
by Moon-song December 30, 2013
When you work for a shitty 3rd party vendor performing certs, badges, and tokens for FB (didn't they die?) and your paycheck is withheld for at least six weeks, you "Take it to Facebook" by referring to your lack of a paycheck on your Status Update until it gets resolved.
My man works for this shitty 3rd party company which is a vendor of FB and if they don't pay him soon, he's gonna have to Take it to Facebook.
by thisistheREALamy@realamy.com May 13, 2022
A middle-aged ex-frat boy who never grows up, sounds like he has a <100 IQ, and is desperately clinging to his "good ol days." Could not WAIT for his kids to get to college so he could be heavily involved in their Greek life. Still thinks he has clout, is way funnier than he is, and can still pressure women into doing what he wants. Drinks beers with his meathead buddies (who look just like him) every weekend, completely oblivious to the fact that they are, in fact, middle-aged and not 21 anymore. The odds of him doing this on a boat are higher than most. Dude works out so he can attract his daughter's 20-year-old sorority sisters.
Facebook Joey is telling us how HE can help out with Greek registration.
In reality, we can click a link ourselves.
In reality, we can click a link ourselves.
by RealityChick August 18, 2024
by SuzieSays December 01, 2020
Ah, I see. So, it appears that you took the deliberate step of meticulously copying the entirety of the text located on the right-hand side. Presumably, this action was carried out with the purpose of conducting a detailed observation of what might transpire as a result, or perhaps to gain a deeper understanding of the specific effects, consequences, or reactions that could be prompted by performing such an action. This thoughtful approach suggests a clear intent to analyze and study the potential outcomes in a comprehensive and methodical manner.
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by when the amogus but: December 22, 2024
When you are awake enough to engage in social media but not yet ready to get out of bed & face the real world (Facebook awake)
Great party last night , feeling it today though . Stayed in bed until noon but was (facebook awake) since 9:00
by Yolo4ever February 04, 2016
by Yolo4ever April 24, 2016