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1) Something you say to someone when they tell you a joke and it was really funny, usually said in between laughter
2) Something texted or tweeted when a joke is kinda funny and you never actually laugh but you feel the need to say you did
*someone tells an okay joke*
“WOW TIFFANY THAT WAS SO FUNNY. IM DEAD. HAHAHHAHA.”
by c8cross March 1, 2018
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Dead Flower

The action of shooting your load in a woman's vagina 3 times and feeling your dick weaken and getting tired out afterwards. Kinda like a dying flower or plant when you forget to water it.
FUCKIN HELL! I managed to shoot my whipped cream 3 times inside this chick and now my meat missile feels like A fuckin dead flower.
by Thatweirdpunk97 June 30, 2024
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i felt like a redneck at a dead kennedys concert

A phrase used to describe feeling completely out of place, awkward, or like you don’t belong in a situation. Comes from the mental image of a stereotypical “redneck” showing up at a Dead Kennedys punk concert — a total cultural mismatch.
My friends took me to a vegan café, and I asked if they had bacon. i felt like a redneck at a Dead Kennedys concert
by nirvanaandassortedjellybeans August 29, 2025
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dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively
Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄
by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017
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Living Dead Syndrome

Being very hungover. Refers to people acting like zombies when they are hungover.
1. Tyler got Living Dead Syndrome this weekend.

2. I couldn't even score high on the wank factor because I had Living Dead Syndrome
by -Trollkriger- June 7, 2009
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Dead talking

by 459395 March 6, 2022
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Dead Body Pipe Bomb of Cum

The act of ejaculating in your recently deceased child and putting a pipe bomb in their pussy, lighting it, and watching the cum explode everywhere
John: Last week, I turned little Susie into a dead body pipe bomb of cum. That shit went everywhere!
Person: What the fuck is wrong with you?
by Jim-Bob the Great IV May 3, 2025
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