duck periods

When a male duck periodically gushes blood from outside it's dick-hole.

My friend just took his duck to the vet...it was having one of those duck periods.

by Naveed Mosca July 6, 2017

Duck

Somthing that always pops up when you are trying to say fuck

DUCK YOU

what
i said

DUCK YOU BITCH
what.
HOLY DUCK YOU
what..
SON OF A BITCH DUCK YOU AUTO CORRECT

by YAY_fucktheinternet April 5, 2022

bitch ass duck

Someone who is to scared to fuck his girl but gets head on the daily. Or someone who looks or talks like a duck

Josh Parker is a bitch ass duck because he wouldn’t hit that shit

Josh is built like a duck

by Bitchassduck January 30, 2018

mickey duck

When you get a girl and pump a couple of kids out of her, then leave.

Hank pulled a Mickey duck on old Janice haha cheeky snake

by Maddawgjimbo November 17, 2021

Duck

A stunning animal. The purest and most incredible animal every to visit our planet. The opposite of a goose.

Person 1: Looks like this is it. My life has deteriorated to nothing. I cant go on
Duck: quack
Person 1: You know what, youre right. Time to turn my life around. I love you Duck.

by DeletedUserAcc1728873 February 4, 2021

million bucks 50 ducks and 25 trucks

the feeling the Turbo Scrub gives you

I used the Turbo Scrub and feel like a million bucks 50 ducks and 25 trucks.

by EpicGamerJues78 March 16, 2023

Duck

An animal who loves to go up to lemonade stands and ask for grapes.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, “Hey (bum bum bum), got any grapes?”

by Bigrockstar1119 July 13, 2018