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Chris

The ugliest human you will ever meet on the face of earth!This guys is so fucking ugly and he begs for gyal.He legit looks like he has Down syndrome that’s how ugly he is😂😂
Girl:Drop a pic
Chris dropped a pic
Girl: Ewww bruv get off my snap
Chris: Ahh,, lowe it I just want a girl fam please
Girl: Bruv,, you even begged it with that ugly yute Shekina don’t try chattin to me
Chris: Pleaseee,, I’ll pay you to be my girl
Girl: Your one of them ones that hacked your android to have proper emojis fuck off bruvv
by Tmgggggg April 16, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

chris and umme

Person 1: chris and umme just look so cute together!

Person 2: totes!
by big dickie thomas April 7, 2023
mugGet the chris and ummemug.

Chris

Chris is someone who doesn’t understand how friendships work and accuses his friends of things they are not guilty of e.g using him. Chris also tends to nonce on younger children. Chris’s are usually very small and below the average height.
Chris is a bad friend. no one wants a chris.
by Borkboi January 30, 2020
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris!

'Chris' word for sick!
Bruh your music doesn't sell! Bitch you ain't Chris!
by Mix-Race Man On Road December 31, 2019
mugGet the Chris!mug.

Chris

Has a big cock but denies it
Chris is a great guy
by anonymous April 28, 2021
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris-tian

Chris-tian is just Christian but pronounced wrong.
Sheren: I'm a good Chris-tian girl.
by BrittanyGirlYasss April 11, 2020
mugGet the Chris-tianmug.

Chris

He is the pain of Sarah
Damn Chris is in Sara baya
by Qcu November 22, 2021
mugGet the Chrismug.

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