opposite day

a day where everything is opposite

¨hey you know how warner bros fired johnny depp instead of amber heard well it was opposite day¨

by pnatth January 5, 2021

Green Day

The greatest pop punk band of all time. They are not punk, despite what many ignorant people say, their last punk album was Insomniac, ever since then, they've been pop punk, until 21st Century Breakdown; this was when they switched to power pop. They are occasionally combined with emo shitty bands, but NEVER compare them to those dicks.

I just listened to Green Day for the first time, and now I'm going to go out and buy one of their albums!

by Cpage17 February 3, 2015

dino day

when we celebrate all dino’s 😌 april 7th

jeff: whats today
ted: it’s dino day!!
jeff: whats dino day
ted: it’s the day we celebrants all dinos and day “RAWRRR”

by dinoorawrr April 2, 2020

chicken day

an example of elastic demand. it represents a disproportionate change - a huge change in demand because of a small change in price. when the price of chicken drops to certain price, mrs. hernandez will know. later that day the hernandez family will have a large fridge stuffed with nothing but chickens. this is what has come to be known as the ever so famous “chicken day.” chickens beware.

student: what’s elastic demand?
hernandez: it’s chicken day

by possum milk November 3, 2019

niko day

from time to time, someone will need to have a niko oneshot pfp on discord

picture

ping me in 10 seconds or you have to change your pfp being defined as niko.
niko day!!!

by quaqak January 6, 2023

Fallontine’s Day

The celebration of a beautiful lady, Fallontine’s Day is celebrated on the 14th day of February to not coincide with any other holiday. The lucky ones will celebrate with her while others will toast her from afar wishing they were in her presence. Cheers to your day, Fal!

Listen, Fallontine’s Day is coming up, we’re going to paint the town and I’m going to look good!

by PoorShiShi February 14, 2019

Valentine’s Day

Another excuse, aside from Halloween, for school-aged children to binge on candy

When I was in elementary school, I binged on candy on Valentine’s Day one year. I paid dearly for it by puking on the white carpet in the middle of the night.

by ResponsibleDrinker31 February 15, 2018