give his two cents

same as My two cents, a inconsequential opinion often to show humility, but can also be used as an irony

If my friend is allowed to give his two cents in, your expert analysis hides the reality.

by taxtop February 6, 2014

Two Buck Chick

A pseudo-sophisticated female who enjoys cheap wine as well as a penis sliding down her throat. Can be abbreviated to TBC

Mary: Give me some more wine! I'm feeling frisky.
Steve: Shut up, Mary! You're being a total two buck chick.

by $2 Chuck February 12, 2014

two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything

to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment

by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014

Two-ofum

Two of anything. Usually two items of desire.

I"ll have two-ofum!

by Spyskys May 11, 2014

Two trucks worth

Having more people than one truck will hold

There were two trucks worth of Middle Eastern's in front of the hotel.

by Big Delicious May 20, 2014

two handed turtle

when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.

David: Hey man! Little Red gave me a two handed turtle last night.

by muleymomma May 19, 2014

two finger combination

Induce vomiting with two fingers in the throat.

Guy: After every meal, all models are making a two finger combination to stay in a skinny shape

by industs May 30, 2014