1. Someone who stops someone from having any type of relationship with someone else due to reasons of jealousy or anger.
2. Someone or something who stops sex from occuring with thier presence, accident or not.
2. Someone or something who stops sex from occuring with thier presence, accident or not.
1a. A girl who is ugly and/or fat who has a pretty friend. She stops guys from dating this pretty girl because she thinks 'if I can't, than niether can you'. What a bitch.
1b. A girl who is ugly and fat who got rejected by a man. She then spreads rumours and lies to anyone the man has his eye on trying to get them to reject him. WHAT A BITCH
2. A kid wants to score but his parents are always around, never leaving an opportunity. They are cock blocking.
1b. A girl who is ugly and fat who got rejected by a man. She then spreads rumours and lies to anyone the man has his eye on trying to get them to reject him. WHAT A BITCH
2. A kid wants to score but his parents are always around, never leaving an opportunity. They are cock blocking.
by Cybernetico January 1, 2005
Get the cock block mug.An ancient Chinese kung fu move which involves a male or a female (hopefully not) whipping out their dick and using it to block a karate chop, hence the name Cock Block. It has the potential to hurt the owner of the dick, but usually ends the fight with the owner of the cock being victorious. This is due to the fact that the other fighter is afraid (usually) of touching the dick, because they don't want to become gay by doing so. If you're fighting a girl.... um i guess you're screwed
by Big Chee January 20, 2009
Get the Cock Block mug.Guy 1:Yo! DMB that one girl, Summer is a cock monkey.
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by RAMS57 March 4, 2009
Get the cock monkey mug.1. cock rubbing. either intended to jerk off the owner of such a cock or to send them into a frenzy of sexuality where they hump the first object they can find until they have satisfied their cock.
2. A very hard hit. someone just gets laid out like none other.
2. A very hard hit. someone just gets laid out like none other.
1. sydney was rubbing alex, but then he got excitied and jumped on her and humped her butt. she took him to court for rape but the judge was like 'hell no you're just a cock murphy whore'
2. stegs took a cock murphy so hard that he couldnt walk right for days
2. stegs took a cock murphy so hard that he couldnt walk right for days
by Humey January 2, 2009
Get the Cock Murphy mug.a person that bears a resemblance to that of the head of a penis. this person will often share the conversational capacity, and day-to-day usefulness with said object.
derogatory term, usually said by one male friend to another to suggest that they are generally useless, or that they are a giant smelly wanker with little, or no use.
derogatory term, usually said by one male friend to another to suggest that they are generally useless, or that they are a giant smelly wanker with little, or no use.
by Scottie2Hottie May 5, 2006
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2. A female that takes pleasure in giving overly aggressive blowjobs, often seeming to wrangle the cock into submission.
2. A female that takes pleasure in giving overly aggressive blowjobs, often seeming to wrangle the cock into submission.
1. Cowboys like that love cock are cock wranglers
2. Man, Kristin is such a cock wrangler, she almost destroyed my dick.
2. Man, Kristin is such a cock wrangler, she almost destroyed my dick.
by plundy March 30, 2009
Get the cock wrangler mug.When a man with small genitals trims his pubic hair only somewhat in attempt to make the genitals appear larger. The result is the complete opposite and the genitals appear to blend in with the bush like a stalk of corn in a garden full of corn.
Billy was so proud to show us how he trimmed his bush so his dick would look bigger. We didn't have the heart to tell him he created a cock garden
by tac trash June 20, 2008
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