straight gay couple

A fictional queer couple depicted in a manner palatable to cishet audiences.

That ship is such a straight gay couple.

by seais4cookie October 31, 2023

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straight jerkin it

chillin/doin nothin

"hey man, what you doing?"
"don't know, straight jerkin it"

by bereft land November 5, 2023

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straight curious

a straight guy who thinks he's straight but experiments being gay with his homie, often by masturbating in the absence of women

alicia: my bf nick is straight curious
sarah: how do you know??
alicia: he and his homie josh sucked each other off and flip-fucked while I was on vacation
sarah: aren't they just gay?
alicia: nah they were watching straight porn and it was only because I was gone and nick was super horny

by aiden6969 November 18, 2023

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straight white

1: Cocaine.

2: A "straight white male", a term used either as a symbol of pride by the scummiest possible people (racist sexist homophobic Neo-Nazis) or derogatorily by SJWs.

1:

Druggie: "I'm gonna go snort some of the straight white and be right back, 'kay?"

2.1:

Neo-Nazi Fanfic: "It is the year 2050, I am the last straight white male. This is my story."

2.2:
You: "People like Andrew Tate deserve to be arrested."
SJW: "Shut up. You're a straight white male and straight white males are the end of the world!"

by PLMMJ December 7, 2023

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