Cracking the Thunderbird

When you put the pointer finger of one hand into a woman's vagina, the pointer finger of the other into her anus, in an alternating rhythm, as if you're trying to crack the combination of the Keyless Entry System on a 10th generation Ford Thunderbird.
"Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"Great! Ended up Cracking the Thunderbird on her."
by DarbyCrash69 October 07, 2023
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pack it up crack head

My mom told me she seen a pack it up crack head on the corner of bald and ugly, turns it it was Chad Turner.
by Tevan walker September 19, 2023
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Fubba Crack

A part of your body above your knee's below your nipples.
'Get the peanut butter honey my fubba crack is splitting like my last relationship.'
'Okay Mom'
by Cracked Donkey October 25, 2019
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blow crack

When ones whistle is in the act of whistling and thus produces a crack is the whistle tune ending in a C minor key. Highly similar to that of 12 year old boy going through puberty attempting to talk.
"Did you hear that refs blow crack, his whistle must be really messed up!"
by Andacay Olliercay March 18, 2018
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Cracking a rat

When someone unleashes a rancid foul smelling fart and walks away
Mike walked into John's truck while cracking a rat. When John smelled it he threw up and went home sick.
by shikey shabibi February 22, 2024
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smacks like crack

something that is so good, you can not stop eating it.
"This Popcorn smacks like crack!"
by nun yabiz1 April 18, 2020
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crack missile

When you can see an inch of crack above someone's thong sticking out of her pants and it looks like their thong is getting ready to torpedo itself into their ass.
The woman at the pool has a crack missile sticking out of her shorts.
by Jknowsgreen December 22, 2014
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