They Took Our Jobs!

As seen in South Park when people from the future came and took their jobs for less

Darryl Weathers: All right! So, any ideas how we can stop the future from happening? pause
Chet: How about we cause more global warming, so that in the future, the polar ice caps melt, and and it ushers in a new ice age?

Darryl Weathers: pause How the hell is global warming gonna cause an ice age?!

Chet: Well you know, the... global warming could bring on like a climate shift or somethin'?

Darryl Weathers: Chet, you are a f***in' retard, you know that?! Even if global warming were real, which all proven scientific data shows it isn't, it would take millions of years for a climate shift to happen! You think an ice age can just happen all of a sudden-like?

Chet: Well I was just tryin' to be helpful.

Darryl Weathers: Well help yourself to a f***in' science book, 'cause you're talkin' like a f***in' retard! Now, come on people, we've got to think! Damnit, they took our jaorbs!

Men: randomly They took our jobs!

Man: Dey Tuk R Jarbs!

by Gooback August 1, 2004

heck of a job

I have always understood this my whole life to mean someone is doing a good job. Not a bad job. When you say someone is doing a hell of a job it means they're doing good. Its always meant that. Not till some stupid leftist idiots reversed and it used it against Bush.

Just because Bush didnt want to offend certain people doesnt mean he's doing a bad job moron. Secondly the FEMA guy didnt screw up. The blame falls on the governor of Louisiana and the mayor of New Orleans. Bush warned the governor days in advance to do something and they did nothing. Thats a fact. When ever FEMA tried to bring in supplies no one let them in because the evacuation was still in effect after the hurricane passed. It wasnt Bush or FEMAs fault.

The FEMA response was the fastest response to a hurricane disaster ever. Unfortunately when people tell a lie over and over again it becomes truth.

I just did a "heck of a job" on defining this word and clearing up some lies.

by imperial marshall forbes December 28, 2005

Hot Job

When someone uses their crap to jerk you off.

When a person, preferably a girl, takes a steamer and uses it to make discarded baby paste - Hot JOB.

by MasterJRC January 18, 2008

The old pop job

When someone is taking a steamy shower and another person jumps on the bowl and drops a beer shit, while the other person is in the shower.

while taking a shower Brian smells a nasty odor and peeks his head out of the shower and sees Doug dropping a deuce, Brian yells at the top of his voice " you bastard the old pop job."

by Joseph Z February 3, 2008

Tip Job

the act of tickling and sniffing a persons ass for the purpose of pleasure.

bend over drew so i can give you a tip job. ::tickle tickle::::sniff sniff::

by Anonymous June 10, 2002

Connecticut Gas Job

When a man is getting a rimjob and farts in the girls face.

Yo, i gave that bitch a connecticut gas job last night.

by joe dicenson February 5, 2010

shit job boy

Shit Job Boy or SJB for short, the guy who always gets the job nobody wants to do and is automatically given any said shit job while everyone else breathes a sigh of relief.

There are 300 cracked sewer pipes to weld this week the shit job boy is going to be busy this week.

by Drunk Wizzard December 8, 2021