Monkey fuck

Used to describe the resulted state of unwarranted and chaotic messing with someone else's property,always with unfavorable outcome

Person 1- hey bro can I borrow some tools to work on my car?
Person 2- hell nah, the last time you came over here you just monkey fucked my whole garage around

by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022

monkey status

A god-like status, basically achieved when one is “him”. They have escaped the matrix and returned to monkey. Top Dog in goblin mode

Bro has achieved monkey status…he’s top dog

by augugu October 10, 2022

The Monkey Whisperer

A Man who sells Monkeys to celebreties. Specifically Chris Brown and potentially maybe even Justin Bieber's Family Friend.

"“The Monkey Whisperer,” pleaded guilty to five criminal counts, including a charge of conspiracy to commit wildlife trafficking for selling a capuchin monkey to the singer in 2017." - Billboard.com

by Tuba1221 October 23, 2022

Dippy Monkey

1. Scratch ‘n’ sniff
Or
2. Anal sex

‘Donna was game on for a bit of ‘Dippy Monkey’ whilst playing her Kazoo.

It’s always time for a bit of Dippy Monkey.

by Rita2468 December 7, 2021

Monkey Pitters

Extremely hairy, stinky and/or crusty armpits.

He says that he shaves himself, but he still haves monkey pitters

by nopitters December 8, 2021

Mountain Monkey

A derogatory term towards Kurdish people, usually used when denying their existence calling them "The monkeys in the mountains."

person denying existence of Kurds* "There are no Kurds they are just mountain monkeys!"

by swedensnowing1234 December 23, 2021

jizz monkey

Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,

2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey

3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.

4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.

“Karen was being a total jizz monkey last night, after not getting what she wanted from me.

by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021