Power J

Jerking off with so much power, you can orgasm in under 5 strokes.

Man, I really need to relieve some stress, but I don't have much time. Maybe I should just go in the bathroom and Power J.

by dtarock85 January 27, 2009

va-j-j

Vagina. Generally a slang or euphemism to down pla the fact that you're talking about a vagina.

yeah, so, iunno bro, you hit that va-j-j yet?

by bob owns life February 9, 2006

I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C

1. I Hate it when people put their names in UD just to make themselves look cool.

2.Turrets
3.Retarded,Retards,Rtard
4.Idiots
5.Spam
6.No life
7.Teens

"OMFG I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C" ;)

by CrunkMonk3y January 1, 2012

No-J

someone who didn't do it, but is being pronounced guilty anyway. He is the opposite of OJ, who did it, but got off scott free.

That No-J was convicted of killing his family. But I think someone just snuck in and killed them while he slept. If you just killed your family, could you just go back to sleep?
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Jane needs to let her No-J boyfriend off the hook. Just because he has a hot co-worker doesn't mean they're doing it.

by ChuckChaser69 July 23, 2010

O.J Simpson

A Man who can get away with anything

Yo, He just o.jed your ass

by JackOffJack January 10, 2005

smoke a j

means were about to go smoke a good ol joint ie marijuana joint

"yo g we gunna smoke a j"

by Ben. s Hall February 5, 2008

Cro-J

(pronounced crow-jay)- A popular drink produced by combining cranberry juice with orange juice. Sometimes made because there isn't enough of one juice left, too dull the taste of either juice, or just because it tastes good.

"Hey man what is there to drink?"
"I'm just making some Cro-J cause there's not much of anything left"

by Ackroyd December 14, 2008