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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.
Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!
by UHIT October 21, 2022
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Eating Disorder

Eating Disorder is a condition where somebody either eats way too much or way too little, Also causing body conditions, Mental conditions, etc
she went into therapy, hoping to put an end to her chronic eating disorder
by Wheelsian March 29, 2025
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Don’t say something to someone you wouldn’t do or hear yourself
1“Do the dishes
2“ You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others”
1“Alrighty, I’ll take it then”
by Sejerejedinmor August 30, 2025
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eating the sausage

I was eating the sausage of Brock Venner last night.
by BrockSucksDick April 25, 2016
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eat my head

When someone annoyingly talk way too much they eat my head. Nagging or just won’t stop talking about bullshit no one cares about.
*Homie be talking all day about some random ass chick he met in Liverpool*
Me: Bro shout the hell up you’re eating my head dude.
Homie: sorry mate my bad you’re right I didn’t notice.

POV your wife is an American woman born after 1990:
You: Fuck my wife eat my head all day long bro.
Bro: What can you do bro, you married an American girl that was born after 1990, that’s how it is mate.
by H00P0E September 23, 2022
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eat the shit given

Perform an action given by an individual or group that is stupid or embarrassing.
Hey, did you hear that Joe had eat the shit given.

What did he do?

He started jacking off in public when he was told it was cool or something.
by mak3 April 19, 2021
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eat the bugs

To mindlessly comply and obey government policies and suggestions (particularly regarding ecology) without critically thinking first.

It originates from the phrase 'You will eat the bugs' which is used in memes and shitposts to make fun of politicians and ecologists who suggest ridiculous things like eating insects instead of meat to save the planet. Practicing this a prime example of 'eating the bugs'.

It is important to note that complying with certain measures such as recycling or wearing masks during pandemics are not 'eating the bugs'. Those policies, unlike eating bugs, are actually helpful and considerate.

People who 'eat the bugs' often don't realise (or don't care) that it limits their personal liberty. Such mindless compliance is perfect undergrowth for totalitarian regimes when widespread.
A: Hey, I heard that we should now use palm leaves for plates instead of the ceramic ones.
B: Absolutely not. I will not eat the bugs!
by unterwegs February 20, 2024
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