crack heading

giving all your attention to an outside source of entertainment. Also the act of prolonging virginity, because you aint gettin laid

John: yo wanna grab a slice at ray's

Mike: nah man i'm crack heading halo maybe tuesday I'll be done

John: bro its friday

by cock-a-sauraus November 6, 2007

Cracked

To be extremely at good, elite or gifted

Max Kelly is extremely cracked when it comes to betting MLB

by MK2866 May 19, 2025

crack brownies

The little shits that come out of your butthole

I had an itch, so I reached around and grabbed some crack brownies out of my checks.

by Crackbrownie June 1, 2019

Crack townin'

When someone says or does something stupid in an attempt to look cool.

Judy just went crack townin' at the bar. She yelled real loud and looked crazy to try to impress Jim.

by Me=word plug June 9, 2018

get cracked

To have successfully had sex.

I got cracked last night so everything in the store is 25% off with coupon code GET CRACKED.

by scott_tamale September 22, 2025

aloe crack

Another name for vaginal discharge

Her aloe crack is the best chapstick in the world

by Ravenjade February 2, 2022

crack needles

A neologism formed by accidentally conflating "crack pipes "with "heroin needles" to form a portmanteau of urban detritus. "Crack needles," a term that may include either type of referenced drug paraphernalia, are often found littering vacant lots, alleyways, or abandoned buildings in the less illustrious, seedy districts of America's disinvested and depopulated inner cities. The lack of specificity about which drug may be semantically valuable in helping cover multiple societal eras of drug addiction, or it may just make the utterer of the term sound like a damn fool.

"They had, like, the most AMAZING cocktails at this bar, right? But the neighborhood is, like, super sketch. Like, we couldn't find parking out front, so we had to walk half a block, and there were, like, crack needles in the alley, and stuff. And this homeless person asked us for change out front." - Karen, probably, who normally only comes into the city for sporting events or anything with valet parking

by zorsnacks October 9, 2023