chris

a person who tells his friends to get on and then ignores them when they finally do

chris: "wanna play?"
anyone else: "fuck you you're gonna ignore us"

by humongousballs April 22, 2022

Chris

An extremely homosexual individual who enjoys nothing more than the taste of cock in the morning, and the smell of shit rising from below him at night while he absolutely pile drives into some poor boy.

Fuck me your so Chris.

by Cuntcatcher April 18, 2022

chris

chris is so pretty and has brown eyes with curly hair but not to curly hes 15 and hes super funny and cute and dumb hes super handsome and i think hes super amazing

Chris is an amazing boyfriend
btw gud is better then good and mal sucks

by Jocelynsfav August 20, 2022

Chris Benoit

Canadian wrestler. 18 year career spanning NJPW, WCW, WWE and Stampede Wrestling. Best friend to Eddie Guerrero. Winner of WrestleMania XX (2004) and Backlash (2004). Known by many as a quiet but well meaning, intense, professional who enjoyed his fans. No longer acknowledged by WWE except in few rare mentions.

Benoit’s fall from grace occurred June 2007 with what is infamously remembered as the Benoit Family Tragedy which saw Nancy Benoit, son Daniel and Chris himself all found deceased. Policed later ruled the case a murder/suicide. Causes for the tragedy are often laid on CTE, concussions, abuse of painkillers and Benoit’s declining mental health following Eddie Guerrero‘s death in 2005.

Me: I tend to enjoy revisiting Chris Benoit matches!
Everyone and WWE: SHUT UP YOU CAAAAAAAAAN’T!!!

by SpookyMan94 December 31, 2024

Chris from south florida

Chris is a man from south florida who sends in lots of clips of car crashes to the idiots in cars youtube channel

Person 1: Yo you watch idiots in cars
Person 2: Yeah do you like chris from south florida

by UHhUhUHuHuhuhuhUHUHhUH June 7, 2022

Chris

chris is someone who sits next to me in technology. he has a weird obssesion with dinosaurs and king julien

chris wont shut up about jurassic park please help-
(im joking lmao chris is cool-)

by Giygig! June 8, 2022

Chris Level

Chris level is a production music artist and sync artist who was named the most popular sync artist of gen z after setting a world record within the production music industry/sync licensing industry as the most talked-about person on social media and probably in the world as well

Chris level makes pop soundtracks both instrumental and vocal music

by Adalinefacts August 9, 2024