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Car ride porta-pody

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
by Toscanini March 14, 2021
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clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.
"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.
by I mean, yeah March 1, 2020
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Cable Car

An electric dude, who likes the name Beatrice. You can always feel a spark when you're with him. He is hot like a lighting rod 😁😁😁😁. He often asks for the wifi password and is constantly concerned with the cable connectivity inside an automobile.
That guy is a real cable car, he is attached to his phone bro bro
by cablecarofficialfanclub June 28, 2018
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steroid car

A car that somewhat resembles the often steroid-filled owner - such as a Mercedes-Benz GLE, BMW X6 or Tesla Model X.
Don't buy that steroid car, what are you on? Steroids?
by anonymous March 21, 2023
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car

1) deliberate or accidental misspelling of cat
2) an automobile used to get from point A to point B
3) a man's penis
1) "theres a car on my lap"
2) "i took my car to the autoshop the other day"
3) "have you seen terry's car? it's ginormous"
by dizzyouxxxit December 9, 2023
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Car cock

A person who is only a dick when they're driving
David why are you being a car cock??
by Bust a move hunny October 23, 2016
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tiktok car

any car that was spammed tf outta kids from tiktok to where the car isn’t cool no more.
ex. (992. Porsche GT3 RS, BMW M5CS, Lexus LFA, MK4 Supra )
Person 1: Rank your top three cars GO!
Person 2: GT3 RS, M5CS, and Lexus LFA
Person 1: My Brother in Christ you picked all the TikTok cars 😂
by vzee June 14, 2024
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