The Piss Boner

The myth that one may get a boner when they have to piss.

Go back to sleep kyle, the piss boner isn’t real.

by therealslimmyshade April 9, 2021

booby boner

when it’s nippy anywhere and you boobies ppp out like a cone shaped boner.

wow she has a bad case of the booby boner

by booby bonerz fer lyfe December 31, 2017

Throner Boner

Fans of Game Of Thrones

All the Throner Boner's lost their minds tonight when the lights went out.

by Mr Saint Jake April 29, 2019

boner hawk

When a person's gaze lingers too long on the groin of a man. Perhaps that person is estimating the size of his penis through his pants.

As that cougar was walking by, she totally boner hawked my junk!

by slobobabe October 12, 2009

Boner Gravy

A TERM FOR EJACULENT FOR MALE HUMANS

He just replaced regular gravy with his boner gravy it was disgusting that guy ruined thanksgiving for EVERYBODY

by Fudgedragon2005 June 21, 2018

Boners

Name for the people who watch the YouTuber Dani

Dani: what's up boners?

by Boopy1233 January 4, 2024

Freedom Boner

A symbolic or literal erection one obtains in moments of great national pride, or when someone says something incredibly patriotic.

I got such a freedom boner when I heard his speech.

Damn, that gives me such a freedom boner!

by Coinlaundry27 November 26, 2025