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Brown- bag

Verb. When a non- circumcised male masturbates and closes off his foreskin when he ejaculates, trapping the semen in the “brown bag”. Makes for easier cleanup.
Bro #1“Hey man, were you jerkin' it last night?”

Bro #2 “Yeah”

Bro #1“Why isn't there cum everywhere?”

Bro #2 “It's all good, I brown- bagged”
by ScrubLordTheGarish September 10, 2016
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sperm bag

A sperm bag is a slut and whore and harlot and strumpet and slattern who thinks nothing of swallowing large amounts of sperm or receiving such amounts of sperm via being fucked either in the arse or pussy!. This could be a male or female so let's not be prejudice here.
This sperm bag is full of hot cum and slutty sperm,for all to see
by gaz999 September 13, 2016
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splooge bag

A high school assistant principal who is always uptight and thinks he Jesus Christ himself, biggest douchebag, cunt on this planet and gives students detention, and suspension for no fucking reason, especially when there's "no proof", he's also a liar and doesn't stick to his word so he's a hypocrite as well.
The assistant principal at Carle Place middle school high school is a complete splooge bag
by Maudie November 24, 2016
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bag with holes

A person who can not tell lies and or keep a secret
Hey I just told your friend you had a surprise party ready for him when you get back

Dude your a bag with holes, that party was supposed to be kept secret
by A1726 November 28, 2015
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Brown bag

The act of sucking a fart out of another's ass then blowing it back in. Similar to using a bag when hyperventilating.
That chick is so hot that I would brown bag her fart box.
by Bigdickieswingin January 17, 2016
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Bagging a honey

Having a girl ready to get intimate and close to you with your charm.
Friend: So how's it going with the ladies? Haven't heard of you bagging a honey recently..
Man: Yo homie good timing! I just bagged this honey in my class last week.
Friend: The dime you went to movies with?
Man: That's right my dawg, she even made me breakfast the next day!
by Lyricsta March 3, 2016
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Queer-Bag

Basically a douche bag, Except it's used for Queers, also could be a bag full of queers
God Issac is such a Queer-Bag
by OdaDdaT March 26, 2016
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