April 18th

National send booty pic day!

I'm going to ask Karla if she could send me a booty pic today, since it is April 18th.

by Koiuyt April 18, 2024

April 25

National spanking day. Go wild spank everyone!

Hey girl *spank*. Its national spanking day! April 25

by Obama fangirl 420 69 April 21, 2019

April 18th

National ass fucking day

huddo "Fuck cant wait for april 18th" Willie "fucking oath"

by hudson paz August 3, 2020

April 4

the day martin luther king jr. died

hey its April 4, we should mourn mlk jr

by qwertyuio[]\ April 4, 2022

12 april

If youre born on this day, youre fat and ugly and go take a shower. Your name probably starts with an S and you really like stupid fat ugly ass stupid horses.

Barbara: Hey! When were u born?
Sara: 12 april.
Barbara:Ew wtf go take a shower you nasty bitch

by cancollector June 1, 2022

april fools

a thing that never happens anymore.

P1: without April Fools, april first is a depressing shell called "another day"
P2-16: (visual agreement)

by yardardar April 1, 2021

April Troll

Doubting the validity of everything simply because it is April Fools Day.

Micheal is such an April Troll. I offered him a sandwich but he wouldn't take it because it's April Fools Day and he thinks I did something to it.

by saltyconfetti August 20, 2012