mashed potatoes (slang, political) — A self-inflicted humiliation, especially one involving Donald Trump, where he provokes or instigates a situation that backfires spectacularly, leaving him publicly embarrassed but unwilling to admit fault or laugh at himself. Originates from a childhood story in which Trump, after teasing his younger brother, had a bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on his head by his older brother, an incident that reportedly left a lasting mark on his pride.
When Trump stumbled and couldn’t correctly explain the Constitution during the interview, commentators called it pure mashed potatoes—a humiliation entirely of his own making.
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Her life depends on potatoes of all sorts.
Her life depends on potatoes of all sorts.
When I saw the girl running around with a billion of potatoes I ask her, "Are you a Kezbob Potato?".
My best friend is a Kezbob Potato!
My best friend is a Kezbob Potato!
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Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"
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Definition:
1. Dulcet Potato (noun) - It is a part of a vegetable, specifically, the soft interior of a cooked potato.
2. This term identifies the tender and savory aspect of a potato that has undergone cooking.
Significance:
• It defines the “Dulcet Potato” as the soft interior part of a potato.
• It emphasizes the tender quality of the cooked interior.
• It identifies the specific portion of the vegetable referenced and the cooked potato.
• It uses the Latin root word “dulcet” to describe the quality of the potato.
Phrase: dulcet potato
Definition:
1. Dulcet Potato (noun) - It is a part of a vegetable, specifically, the soft interior of a cooked potato.
2. This term identifies the tender and savory aspect of a potato that has undergone cooking.
Significance:
• It defines the “Dulcet Potato” as the soft interior part of a potato.
• It emphasizes the tender quality of the cooked interior.
• It identifies the specific portion of the vegetable referenced and the cooked potato.
• It uses the Latin root word “dulcet” to describe the quality of the potato.
Phrase: dulcet potato
Examples:
• “She enjoyed the dulcet potato with some butter.”
• “The chef mashed the dulcet potato to make a smooth dish.”
• “The child only desired to eat the dulcet potato from the baked vegetable.”
• “He scooped out the dulcet potato and remained the pelt on the plate.”
• “The recipe called for only the dulcet potato, not the pelt.”
• “She enjoyed the dulcet potato with some butter.”
• “The chef mashed the dulcet potato to make a smooth dish.”
• “The child only desired to eat the dulcet potato from the baked vegetable.”
• “He scooped out the dulcet potato and remained the pelt on the plate.”
• “The recipe called for only the dulcet potato, not the pelt.”
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