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Dangerous Potato

A dangerous potato is something that lives in some people's stomach, but don't worry too much cause it's usually found in animal's stomachs.
Hey mom. I saw a dangerous potato when I was eating that fish.
by You_are_beautiful June 1, 2021
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Potato

“Hey are you Nikita

“Do you mean potato?
“✨yausss✨“
✨YAUSSS✨

🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔
by marthapotatobeauty June 5, 2021
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potato personality

Someone who's personality depends on who they're with, like how the potato tastes like when it's cooked with literally anything else.

Someone who don't have their own opinion but agrees and supports with anything the person next to him/her says.
Guy 1 : Capitalism is bad and is ruining our economy

Guy 2 : Totally! Americans are being a bad example to the world.

Guy 3 : You think communism is better? It's a bluff

Guy 2 : Exactly. American economy is the best.

( Guy 1 and 3 is annoyed by Guy 2 and they consider him as a potato personality)
by Darkxlayer June 10, 2021
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Potato

A fruit. It’s the root of all evil and can only be served after it’s gone through an official exorcism. You also need to the cut off the tentacles because they’re full of poison. The gif shown below is an example of an exorcism being preformed on a potato.
Friend: Hey could you pass me a potato?
You: Make sure you exorcise it first!
by ‘,;D June 16, 2021
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potato

1. Go-tier blessed food which can be easily eaten in anytime as chips, fries, mashed, etc.

2. a common computer
person 1: bless thy food of the gods

person 2: my computer is potato
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Space Potato

These wonderful spuds are the meaning of life. Powerful interdimensional witches summon them to protect themselves from evil spirits like My Chemical Romance fans, homophobic Christians, and literally anyone who ships My Hero Academia characters. Eating these magical tubers can give you All Might levels of strength without any negative side effects for 24 hours. Space Potatoes also have insane levels of speed, which allow them to zoom around the multiverse like Sonic the Hedgehog on a skateboard fueled by Mountain Dew and Grindcore. Space Potatoes main goal in life is to assist other life forms in a positive manner. Hopefully you will find a space potato soon.
Did you hear about Uncle Tony? He gained super human strength after eating a space potato.
by MysteriousP4R4D0X May 13, 2021
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