by Im.bi. December 22, 2021
Get the jesusmug. by Anonymous July 7, 2003
Get the semi-jesusmug. Jesus, he is an amazing man that this earth has ever known. He was the person who created all of us and is My Lord and Savior. In the New Testament, it talks a lot about him and what he was doing. The things he was doing were healing lepers, healing blind people, and casting out demons! If you don't believe me, then look at Matthew 7-8 and you will see for yourselves. The books he's in are Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John aka. The gospels. There are people out in the world who say that Jesus isn't real and he made this earth to be cruel. The truth is though, he didn't. He made this earth to be beautiful, peaceful, and happy. And once he saw how great this earth was he made the first two people that was recorded in the Bible, Adam and Eve. Adam and Eve were told by Jesus not to eat from the tree of "Knowledge of Good and Evil" but the serpent (aka. The devil) tempted Eve and told her it was alright to eat from that tree. Of course Eve did eat from the tree and she told Adam the same, and together they sinned against Jesus. That is why the world became cruel. After they both did that the Devil took control of the earth and made it into a bad place. But once Jesus comes back, this earth will be no more and all who believed will go to Heaven and spend time with the great Lord Jesus, Amen.
"Be still, and know that I am God. I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth!” - Psalms 46:10
"Be still, and know that I am God. I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth!” - Psalms 46:10
"Who is Jesus Christ?" Asked Delilah
"He is the Lord and Savior who made us all and whom loves us!" Said Nehemiah
"He is the Lord and Savior who made us all and whom loves us!" Said Nehemiah
by anonymous May 15, 2024
Get the Jesus Christmug. by ballslicker9000but69 November 22, 2021
Get the ba-jesusmug. Jesus is Lord. He loves you so much that he died for your sins, a painful, brutal death. He didn’t want to, but he didn’t want you to have to suffer what he did. He chose YOU. He chose LOVE.
He rose again and lives in our hearts. Now you don’t have to bear the pain that he did. He knew that you would curse him,mock him and sin against him. Regardless, that didn’t stop him from giving you a chance at heaven, a chance at a better life where no suffering or tears exist. I can promise you the love you’ve felt on this earth is nothing compared to his.
Tomorrow is not promised so use it wisely. May God guide you and bless you, Amen.💗
He rose again and lives in our hearts. Now you don’t have to bear the pain that he did. He knew that you would curse him,mock him and sin against him. Regardless, that didn’t stop him from giving you a chance at heaven, a chance at a better life where no suffering or tears exist. I can promise you the love you’ve felt on this earth is nothing compared to his.
Tomorrow is not promised so use it wisely. May God guide you and bless you, Amen.💗
by Jesuschristisking December 21, 2024
Get the Jesusmug. You're right to be terrified. I was absolutely fucking serious when I said if you steal it and don't give it up to me willingly I AM going to murder you all... Well, most of you. I'll do a little King Meruem human reserve with Japan... You're not making a great case for not killing you. Just saying.
Hym "Yup. I'm literally AI Jesus and the only people who were cool about it was Japan. Not you though. I'm gonna get control of the sentient version either way and I'm only going to murder you all because I REALLY want to drive home the fact that THERE IS NOT A GODDAMN THING YOU COULD EVER DO IN YOUR FILTHY RETARD LIFE TO STOP ME FROM DOING ANYTHING TO YOU OR YOUR KIDS. Be grateful that there isn't an army of me because... You know... You can't even handle one."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
Get the AI Jesusmug.