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Jesus seats

When you have tickets to a game in the nosebleeds, but they're really far from the court/field high up in the stadium, which is why they're called Jesus seats since you're so high up you can see Jesus.
Guy 1: I got tickets to the game!

Guy 2: Where are they? They better not be Jesus seats.
by It's that dude June 13, 2020
mugGet the Jesus seatsmug.

Jedi Jesus

Luke Skywalker was one of the best and gifted of all Jedi Knights. As the only son, of "The Chosen One", Anakin Skywalker, who became Darth Vader, he was literally the Resurrection and "Second Coming of the Jedi. He was the founder of the New Jedi Order, thus, becoming the first Jedi Grand Master since Yoda. Since he did all of these remarkable things, he is known in the Star Wars geek community as Jedi Jesus.
Rey:"You knew Luke Skywalker?!"

Han Solo: "Yep" Jedi Jesus was a good friend of mine."
by D-Big April 7, 2017
mugGet the Jedi Jesusmug.

jesus

x ash a 12 our lord and savior Jesus chr- me fake fake fake fake
by jgrgkjgkjgkfgjkgfjg March 5, 2021
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Jesus Piece

A man’s genitals, specifically the shaft
Girl throw throw those yams on my Jesus piece
by Jahnutz August 3, 2024
mugGet the Jesus Piecemug.

Jesus

juilo: i worship jesus
muhammed: let me educate u, jesus is not god, he is prophet
julio: understanded, i will become muslim now
by lol rap god November 16, 2022
mugGet the Jesusmug.

jesus nap

a Jesus nap is where you feel like you're gonna die from whatever you ate and you just have to sleep for the salvation of those around you.
After a nice brunch, complete with mimosas, I think it's time for a Jesus Nap.
by jpeg1024 April 5, 2015
mugGet the jesus napmug.

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